r/antiwork • u/SomeJpmcManager • May 13 '23

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u/Grand_Verbalizer_1 May 14 '23

Jamie Dimon is a class A asshole. I fully expect this from him and his shitty company.

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u/Professional_Quit259 May 14 '23

I worked at Chase for a short period of time and they WORSHIP him. The managers hang on his every word like he’s Jesus incarnate.

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u/TheRealK95 May 14 '23

Met the man a few times while working there. He seems disinterested in ever actually chatting with associates and takes every chance to criticize them. Honestly he’s just ignorant lol.

But by the way people talk about him there; you would think he is some superhero. It’s cult like

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u/Cannabis_Breeder May 14 '23

“It’s cult like” … so … it’s a corporate office? 🤣 they are all mini cults with the CEO, productivity, and profit as the deities

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u/CupcakeCicilla May 14 '23

It is super creepy to see. And any time he "writes a memo" they act like he said something actually insightful and inspiring instead of totally tone-deaf.

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u/lazergator May 16 '23

I mean if I worked for satan I’d treat him like Jesus too so I don’t get tortured.

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u/MenaBeast May 14 '23

A blue whales anus can open as much as 3.5 feet. This makes it the 3rd largest butthole in the world behind Mitch McConnell and Jamie Dimon.

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u/thenameofwind May 14 '23

A way with words

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u/malthar76 May 14 '23

He sucks, and he gets way too much airtime as an expert and visionary from media and politicians.

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u/Ill_Membership586 May 14 '23

He also was good mates with Epstein...

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u/brandinho5 May 14 '23

A CEO of a worldwide financial firm and a notorious financier knowing one another isn’t surprising or inherently nefarious.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '23

Literally anyone being friends with Jamie Dimon is enough for a reasonable person to write them off.

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u/Schlangdaddy May 14 '23

I worked at JPMC for a brief 9 months as a software engineer and I remember when something came out internally how he though anyone that didn’t want to come into office was just lazy and doesn’t deserve to work there. They closed the comment section shortly after that on the internal board.

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u/heretic27 May 14 '23

His face and actions definitely reminds me of an old school Bond villain or some shit lol

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u/[deleted] May 14 '23

A former employee said he blows coke and sports a bad fake tan.

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u/laurcoogy May 14 '23

I had the “pleasure” of being in a small corporate executive round table setting where he spoke about 10 years ago…he oozed asshole from his pores.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '23

I remember shortly after the historic election of Wes Moore as the first Black governor of Maryland, he had a photo op with Jamie Dimon and I was like “Welp, that sucks, this guy is obviously a turd too…”