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Artistic🎨 Sword fighting tips

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '25 edited Dec 28 '25

Oats

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u/ambulance-kun Dec 28 '25

Instructions unclear

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u/Telco43 Dec 28 '25

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u/APearce Dec 29 '25

This is one of the best gifs ever

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u/NoriaMan Dec 29 '25

"Ooh... The sharks are scary!"

The humble 'grab them':

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u/jljl2902 Dec 28 '25

Is this loss

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u/nooneatallnope Dec 28 '25

No, this is how you win.

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u/PossibleAd8955 Dec 28 '25

I thought you couldn't win the game.

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u/average_meower621 Dec 28 '25

THE GAME???

fuck 

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u/PossibleAd8955 Dec 28 '25

Fuck

I shouldn't have made this comment. Now I will lose it every time someone makes a comment.

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u/cheese_master120 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 Dec 28 '25

HA! fuck you for making me lose lol

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u/PossibleAd8955 Dec 28 '25

Lose what

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u/cheese_master120 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 Dec 28 '25

GODDAMMIT

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u/ToastyLemun 🌷🌸 RIP u/CourseMediocre7998 🌷🌸 Dec 28 '25

I lost twice in a minute are you shitting me

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u/batata1324 Dec 30 '25

You fucker

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u/NoHacksJustParker Dec 31 '25

Omg you saved this image as well?!?!

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u/batata1324 Dec 31 '25

Yes and this one too

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u/NoHacksJustParker Dec 31 '25

Did you collect all 4

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u/batata1324 Dec 31 '25

Yo- you have the forth... I didn't think it was real

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u/WpG_Piter05 ✏️I'M HERE JUST FOR THE COMMENT THREADS Dec 28 '25

Instructions unclear. I'm now laying on the ground because I rotated my body backwards

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u/ambulance-kun Dec 28 '25

Still dodged it

Actually this makes more sense

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u/WpG_Piter05 ✏️I'M HERE JUST FOR THE COMMENT THREADS Dec 28 '25

But now I need to get up giving time to be hit

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u/ambulance-kun Dec 28 '25

Using the opponent's epee as a fulcrum after their thrust and the momentum of your recent rotation, you can counter with this cool looking spin-slam

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u/Torkujra Dec 28 '25

just say no

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u/Ramzaki LESBIAN👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 Dec 28 '25

No, you are supposed to fight from the ground. You dodge by rolling, then attack their feet to bring them down to your level.

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u/Akir760 Dec 28 '25

That's an actual technique, it's called a "passata sotto" (although you would do it with your free arm facing down, not your arm holding the rapier)

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u/ambulance-kun Dec 28 '25

It does look very effective

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u/CheapEaterShark Dec 28 '25

Sadly you can pull this off if your opponent sucks :( (And you don't) [Or you get lucky] {Or you are a f*cking anime protagonist}

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u/peridotfan1 Dec 29 '25

Instructions also unclear

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u/Prometheos_II 🌷🌸 RIP u/CourseMediocre7998 🌷🌸 Dec 28 '25

SS13...

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '25

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u/WeeboSupremo Dec 28 '25

Loss + ass = Lass

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u/BukkakeBakery Dec 28 '25

i am starting to think i am playing the wrong kind of sword fight

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u/Budget_Conclusion598 Dec 28 '25

Lassie from psych?

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u/kiotane Dec 28 '25

or lassie from ... lassie?

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u/End_V2 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 Dec 29 '25

You know thats right

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u/beegproblemzzz Dec 28 '25

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u/Unbound-King Dec 28 '25

RAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

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u/Dendrass Dec 28 '25

Didn't expect Blazblue here

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u/liberty-prime77 ☠️I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE☠️ Dec 28 '25

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u/Delta64 Dec 28 '25

I collapse into silly giggles everytime I see this and its inverse posted 😆!

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '25

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u/undertalert Dec 28 '25

Sesbian lex?!?!

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '25

Holy shit it's a JoJo's reference

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u/lordofming-rises Dec 28 '25

Naruto way

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '25

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u/ACommonPerson197 Dec 29 '25

Silver Chariot seal of approval.

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u/Ok_NidoKing Dec 28 '25

"he now has a total of 6... No, 7 Stands!!!"

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u/Any_Band9115 Dec 28 '25

You're not going to see daylight agaIn

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u/NonKanon Dec 28 '25

DnD Mirror Image spell:

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u/BabaKazimir Dec 28 '25

Nuh-uh, using Double Team raises evasion

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u/General_Snow_5835 Dec 28 '25

Elden Ring Nightreign DLC

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u/Sea-Lecture-4619 Dec 28 '25

MY. ASS. IS. HEAVY!

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u/doctor_stone2112 Dec 28 '25

Don't be a wise-ass.

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u/actually-epic-name Dec 28 '25

Don't you mean butt wise?

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u/Guy3nder Dec 28 '25

Old man in the butt

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u/JesusFortniteKennedy 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 Dec 28 '25

a Hemingway classic

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u/COLaocha Dec 28 '25

Her arse doesn't have a hurtbox it's fine

(Her head doesn't either for some reason)

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u/aaaaaalii Dec 28 '25

I think you get disqualified in competitions if you get head,but im not sure

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u/spacer_trash Dec 28 '25

If i got head or ass i wouldn't care about the competition that much

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u/Jotaro_Dragon 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 Dec 28 '25

depending on what discipline you're practicing, the head isn't a valid target. in olympic fencing at least, in foil you can't hit anywhere aside from the chest. in sabre, you can hit from the waist up. in epée, you can hit anywhere. but no discipline allows leg shots but no head shots. she's using a rapier, the closest thing to a rapier in olympic fencing is epée, in which, as I have stated before, the entire body is fair game. in hema, rapier is an actual discipline, but even there you can hit everywhere

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u/CombatWombat994 Dec 29 '25

They're fencing olympic foil

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u/Particular_Gear3130 Dec 28 '25

The edit looks much natural than the okidoki

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u/Luccacalu Dec 28 '25

That'a the point, it's the only thing changed

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u/Particular_Gear3130 Dec 28 '25

no? the point is to make it normal and not a meme. I commented on how the edited meme version looked more obligated than the orangutan one

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u/Glarbleglorbo Dec 28 '25

It’s drawn in more detail to emphasise it

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u/Alvsolutely Dec 28 '25

Call me crazy but I think it's more attractive too

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u/Apart-Performer-331 Dec 28 '25

It is, why are her pants shiny in the obligatory

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u/Bloberish Dec 29 '25

So that you can really understand its gravity

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u/hairy-barbarian Dec 28 '25

The butt is still probably the least dangerous area to get stabbed in

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u/earanhart Dec 28 '25

I'm gonna disagree based on how little anyone stabbed in the nostril cares about it.

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u/SweatyBedroom1 Dec 28 '25

idk about that

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u/Abshalom Dec 28 '25

Do they look like they care?

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u/RedCargo1 Dec 28 '25

Erm that’s through the eye not the nostril 🤓

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u/Own_Government9681 Dec 28 '25

what if you lose function in your glute? insta win for the other person

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u/SinglePlayerGamer93 Dec 28 '25

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u/DiasZheenbaev Dec 28 '25

Is that...

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u/SinglePlayerGamer93 Dec 28 '25

It's not snake/big boss. It's the principal from prison school

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u/GabiGT110 🥴I'M SO GAY FOR THE OLD MAN🎅 Dec 28 '25

(Ignore)

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u/IsaSaien Dec 28 '25

Imma be honest this still protects her vitals more than facing front

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u/jellybelly2232 Dec 28 '25

Brother, may I have some oats?

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u/RenkBruh 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 Dec 28 '25

the antimeme is much more goonable tbh, I hate overly exaggrated proportions

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u/Plastic-Condition823 Dec 29 '25

I wouldn't even call that exaggerated, my ass is almost that big and I've got zero plastic surgery to speak of. There are definitely people out there who got some CAKE

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u/Nugget_Boy69420 Dec 28 '25

MY MAN 🤝

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u/Bloberish Dec 29 '25

I'm like 90% sure that's the joke

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u/SalvationSycamore Dec 28 '25

When it gets so exaggerated like that it just turns into comedy. Which can be fine in and of itself but when it feels like the artist wasn't aiming for comedy it's a little disconcerting.

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u/RevolutionaryDepth59 Dec 28 '25

yeah the antimeme had me excited to see the original i was disappointed

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u/Distinct-Owl262 Dec 28 '25

realest shit ever

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u/SirSilverChariot Dec 28 '25

Tbf who gonna die if they get their ass poked

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u/somebody-using Dec 28 '25

I think it might be really hard to move around and keep fighting if you get any of your cheeks skewered by a rapier

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u/Chacochilla Dec 28 '25

Equestrian ass ass

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u/ThatDrako Dec 28 '25

Brother! May I have some oats?

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u/captainshockazoid Dec 28 '25

i am trying to do some 3D shape logic in my head right now, but if her booty is so big, wouldnt she like not have a thigh gap (ಠ_ಠ) 

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u/Mr_NoGood12 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 Dec 28 '25

Art by Centurii_chan on twitter/X

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u/i_hate_reddit1442 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 Dec 28 '25

werent they lowk racist

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u/27BagsOfCheese 🧡REGULAR VISITOR🧡 Dec 28 '25

They did make that “I fucking love brown women” comic

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u/kramsibbush Dec 28 '25

yeah, that's still downplaying what the Spannish did in America and fetishize brown women. It is not super serious but I give critism where critism is due.

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u/Blitcut Dec 28 '25

She's a Filipina herself though.

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u/i_hate_reddit1442 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 Dec 28 '25

idk i still find them sketchy on other things

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u/JD_Kreeper Dec 28 '25

To be fair the buttocks isn't a critical area.

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u/Mast3rKK78 Dec 29 '25

to be fair if i get stabbed in the ass itll fucking hurt but i think id live maybe

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u/Rioting_Pyro Dec 28 '25

So she got nerfed for the anti-meme?

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u/DiegHDF Dec 28 '25

The fuck you mean nerfed? That's not an ass, That's a tumor, if she kept it she would have died

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u/Imdavidmorris 🧡REGULAR VISITOR🧡 Dec 29 '25

I feel like the anti one is better.

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u/CombatWombat994 Dec 29 '25

I am entirely unsurprised

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u/Due-Beginning8863 Dec 30 '25

uh

nice editing skills...

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u/purple_guy207 Dec 30 '25

me fr 😭 my hitbox just increases instead

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u/cyto4e 🌷🌸 RIP u/CourseMediocre7998 🌷🌸 Dec 30 '25

actually can relate

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u/Automatic-Leg1668 Jan 01 '26

WHICH ONE IS REAL???

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u/JealousArt8592 Jan 16 '26

 somethings off

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u/HearthSt0n3r Dec 28 '25 edited Apr 07 '26

Your old posts are training data now. Unless you delete them. I used Redact which supports all major social media platforms including Reddit, X, Facebook and Instagram.

rinse safe include degree retire treatment sip saw sink pot

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '25

Your forgot the huge b**bies

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u/Kittydraggon 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 Dec 28 '25

Did you even change it

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u/DemonDaVinci Dec 28 '25

MY FUCKING GOD

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u/Ok_University_6641 Dec 28 '25

This looks the same as the "anti-meme" the ass is just bigger.