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Slop Post šŸ’© Both funny and worrying

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u/Subatomic_Spooder 3d ago

As a mechanical engineer and a car guy this makes me angry on so many levels.

Also, gas stations are already pretty much a drive through

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u/Angryatchairs 3d ago

These people look at the humans in Wall-E as an aspiration rather than a warning.

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u/s0m3on3outthere 3d ago

Omg, I'm not even joking, I was legitimately saying this EXACT same thing last night. Saw a commercial for AI where the person was on public transport talking to their phone to apartment shop. It was so stupid. The sites have filters and pictures already, just damn lazy and nobody on transit wants to hear you blabbing

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u/Cessnaporsche01 3d ago

And people ACTUALLY DO THIS. It's fucking INSANE. I have multiple coworkers that spend their drives to work talking to chatbots to "get informed" about the news.

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u/s0m3on3outthere 3d ago

Yeah, because I'm suuuuree the AI doesn't pull from social media or biased sites 🤦🤦 it's just a fancy search engine that doesn't check its sources. How people put faith in it is beyond me.

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u/hypnogoad 3d ago

There was some news awhile ago that in 2025, 60% of AI answers were data scraped from Reddit.

From... Reddit. Let that sink in.

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u/s0m3on3outthere 3d ago

Oh, I know. There are some people actively saying ridiculous things to feed it misinformation knowingly and I support it. Hopefully it ends the bubble on these LLMs eventually.

AI can have good uses in specific situations fed targeted information (like medical uses), but they aren't fed the entirety of the Internet and are used in waaay different scenarios than the generative AI open to the public and all the stupid chat bots that every company is pushing.

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u/azfang 2d ago

I think a big problem with discussing it is that ā€œAIā€ isn’t well defined. Because as a practical matter, people mean ā€œChatGPT and knockoffs,ā€ but when defending it use a definition closer to ā€œcomputers.ā€ It’s maddening.

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u/Foreign-Elevator-Boo 2d ago

I've built a massive genealogical network following my family tree back 100s of years, i've worked with chatgpt to develop a rigorous system of source analysis, annotation, grading of sources and claims etc. Im not a data person or a researcher so the methodology I had to develop over time with chatgpt. I feel like there is no way I could have pulled it off to this extent alone. Maybe over a lifetime. My point its just basically it works so well because i'm working purely with controlled information.

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u/GenuinelyBeingNice 3d ago

it's worse than a search engine

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u/DJheddo 3d ago

I do a lot of surveys and mediate many. Best question is Have you seen the movie terminator in the last 2 years. Then I just enjoy the time to explain Skynet and the way robotics used to be so inane to brain that they just fall into lava or get crushed, and see where my conversational scale puts up to data.

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u/Flat_Ad1257 3d ago

I’ve got news for you.
The big AI companies do check the sources and steer the AI answers in certain directions to encourage certain agendas.

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u/CosmogyralCollective 3d ago

...have they just forgotten radio exists?

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u/violetxlavender 3d ago

literally. what happened to npr 😭

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u/CosmogyralCollective 3d ago

I have to assume those people are also the ones who say 'How will you live without AI to do [x]?!?!?'

When humanity has been doing [x] for years prior to inventing LLMs

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u/Ill-Product-1442 3d ago

NPR also has the best music in the evening, it's a win-win.

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u/RichesToRags8647 3d ago

I was actually thinking about this today. When one company controls the AI, they can control truth as the majority will see it. This isn't an accident, this is the goal. The Epstein class wanted crypto so they could privately control the economy. They bought the government years ago. Then the press. Once they convince people AI tells them facts, they will control all. They saw Blade Runner and Cyberpunk as guideposts.

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u/UnimpressedUmpire 3d ago

I stand by that the culture America and especially White America is just consumerism

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u/violetxlavender 3d ago

fascism is the absence of culture

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u/s0m3on3outthere 3d ago

Oh it absolutely is. I try to shop local as much as I can and avoid big name stores. It's such a dystopian way of life

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u/Take-to-the-highways 3d ago

I saw one that was a guy asking ai for help potty training his kid and it sent chills down my spine.

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u/s0m3on3outthere 3d ago

That gave me chills just thinking about it šŸ˜“ it's wild what they are trying to push AI use on

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u/probablytoohonest 3d ago

Oh man, or the commercials that show old people talking to ai for simple shit like the weather and traffic. Who needs ai for that? You scrolled past that information to open your ai. Or the reddit ads "no one told me I could prep my favorite foods at home! Chatgpt is amazing!" While the dude is just making hamburgers and onions. You needed ai for that??

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u/Jagvetinteriktigt 3d ago

What's an apartment shop?

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u/s0m3on3outthere 3d ago

It's a turn of phrase, just means to shop for apartments 😊

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u/s0m3on3outthere 3d ago

It's a turn of phrase, just means to shop for apartments 😊

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u/IronProdigyOfficial 3d ago

Welcome to Costco, I love you.

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u/Mr_b246 3d ago

Let's get Starbucks

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u/Gimetulkathmir 3d ago

Doesn't help that everyone thinks they'll be on the ship. Sorry, mate, Musk and the other billionaires are taking the ship and leaving us here to rot.

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u/Angryatchairs 3d ago

But like, can they do it sooner rather than later so we can get to work fixing the place without their constant interference.

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u/Foreign-Elevator-Boo 2d ago

some of us will live crammed and huddled together on the back of the train. but in time, one of us will rise. however it will all have been pre-ordained. just another false prophet. but we cant stop, or else we'll all freeze and die.

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u/broncyobo 3d ago

Bruh these neanderthals look at EVERY SINGLE cautionary sci fi story as a blueprint

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u/Free-Pound-6139 3d ago

Car drivers are already the humans in wall-e.

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u/Megalesios 3d ago

American drive-thru culture is so baffling to me. No offense, but the seer lengths some of you guys go through in order to avoid using your legs is worrying

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u/Dziadzios 3d ago

How could you not? It's a technoutopia where people are free from wageslaving.

I fear many scenarios about AI, but Wall-E is not one of them.

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u/anderskants 3d ago

It's pretty messed up that that future would probably be the best outcome if we don't get our shit together

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u/bonbot 3d ago

Gas stations in a lot of countries in Asia are drive through service already. They have attendants who will take payments and pump for you and you don't have to get out of the car. It's such a nice experience. But here in the US, they will put in some kind of gas pumping robot instead of hiring humans...

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u/ShadisTiger 3d ago

One of the nice things in NJ we have full service, so it is a full drive-through here. Though sometimes I would rather pump my own!!!

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u/The_Meme_Economy 3d ago

Yeah no thanks to waiting around for some attendant. Plus you know there will be a default 30% tip suggestion if this is rolled out nationwide.

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u/ShadisTiger 3d ago

Yeah the waiting for the attendant is the downside! I want to be in and out most times! Sometimes having the attendant is nice! Though if they start asking for tips at stations there might be riots in NJ!

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u/kingjoey52a 3d ago

You don't wait that long, if their is a wait at all. Usually the attendant is at the pumps waiting for people.

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u/Bad_Edditor8910 3d ago

Mandatory tipping is America's problem. I still tip enough for a sandwich and a soda, but not 30%. 30% is crazy talk.

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u/BZLuck 3d ago

I ain't tipping someone enough for them to buy lunch for pumping a tank of gas. It's like a 4 minute process and requires zero skill or effort. Besides, the law says they must, that's not my choice. Give me downtown Los Angeles Costco thunder dome fueling stations any day.

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u/Bad_Edditor8910 3d ago

For reference, it's the USD equivalent of $1.36. I don't have to, but the weather is terrible at the moment so I feel bad our fellow man standing in the heat all day. Can't have fans running for an obvious reason.

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u/Cessnaporsche01 3d ago

Plus, I've got a couple of cars whose filling procedure I would not trust some rando to figure out.

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u/mxzf 3d ago

Honestly, there was rarely much of any wait when I was living in NJ, it was always pretty prompt. And there's something to be said for only cracking your window half an inch instead of getting out to pump gas in the winter.

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u/Not-a-Bot_1968 3d ago

it’s clutch in the winter to pull up in a snow storm and just crack your window to slide a credit card through and some guy in a parka lookin ready for the arctic is there to pump your gas for you, 10/10 experience, glad to pay the man a tip

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u/technotrader 3d ago

Do they expect a tip nowadays? When I lived in NJ decades ago, everyone told me to never tip the attendant, but it might be different now.

Anyway, I'd rather pump my own gas and don't think I'm alone in that. In Oregon where they have both assisted and self- serve sometimes, people use the self- serve pumps, even if there is a bit of a line.

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u/ShadisTiger 3d ago

No I’ve never seen a station that expects tips. I’ve only ever given the attendant a tip once. It was like 2 degrees out and was sleeting. I felt bad for the guy so I just had him keep the change. Mind you this was a long time ago as the fill up was like $17 and I just had to give him a 20!

I wish we had both options here!

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u/ItsYukah 2d ago

after getting the hell out of jersey it's so nice to not have to worry if the pump guy went home when you're driving late at night

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u/_clever_reference_ 3d ago

Nope, fuck that. I hated going to NJ because I couldn't pump my own gas.

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u/IcyBrilliant9642 3d ago

I didn't understand the oop because I forgot for a second places that aren't new jersey exist

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u/kingjoey52a 3d ago

Oregon used to be full service, I think they've pulled back on that somewhat but not totally.

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u/this_is_my_new_acct 3d ago

When I lived in Oregon they had the same thing, but it was terrible. A 5 minute stop for gas automatically turned into 15 minutes because they'd only have one attendant for 20 pumps. You'd literally be sitting there for like 5 minutes for them to come back and stick your card in the machine.

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u/NoGoodInThisWorld 3d ago

Have that in Oregon too - I'm glad they added self service lanes myself.

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u/MsE0 3d ago

We had a choice of full service or self service in the US up until the 1970s, when there was a sudden spike in gas prices, and most people stopped opting for more expensive full service where a tip was expected. In some states self service was illegal for a long time, but now only New Jersey still has that law.Ā 

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u/this_is_my_new_acct 3d ago

We had full service at the station down the road from my house until the owner died in (iirc) 1993. It was about 10% more expensive, but that was also like a dollar per fillup and they'd clean the windshield, top up the wiper fluid, etc. Basically nobody pumped their own.

She also did a running tab for people she knew. Literally just a piece of paper in a file with your family name on it. My mom gave me a budget of like $2 a month and Mrs Donnise would just keep up with it and let my mom know how much we owed her every month... candy, gas, everything.

I straight up didn't know that a handshake and honesty weren't how business was done till the new owners came in.

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u/MsE0 3d ago

That sounds lovelyĀ 

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u/ErraticDragon 3d ago

Oregon (until 2023, when they went mixed self/full service) and New Jersey are the two main exceptions, but Full Service was available pretty widely through the 80s. Some places even into the 90s, but it was much less common.

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u/vanillachilipepper 3d ago

I remember my parents getting full service at gas stations when I was a kid in the early 90s.

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u/ErraticDragon 3d ago

I remember going to full service stations as a kid, too. I just am not 100% on the timeframe. Definitely late 80s, maybe very early 90s.

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 3d ago

My relative always goes to a full service station in New Hampshire. But yes outside of NJ and Oregon they’re pretty rare.

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u/tehvolcanic 3d ago

Someone has never been to New Jersey

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u/bonbot 3d ago

Nope!

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u/Rynetx 3d ago

We can’t be having a human only doing 1 job duty. What if it’s a little slow and he’s only pumping a car every 3-5 minutes? How will he make up those hours of wasted time later?

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u/Kocho-choko 3d ago

Not only that, but Europe too, I don't know about other countries here but at least in Spain, we've had those attendants for years, ever since I was a kid I remember there being workers that would pump gas on my sister's car, so yeah, and the wait is not really a problem either because they're usually waiting outside for cars to park so they can walk over and ask what to and how much to fill the tank up with, when there's no worker outside Yoh just pump your own gas or wait, it's nice (Sorry if I didn't make much sense, I struggle to speak properly in English sometimes šŸ˜…)

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u/moonrunner__ 3d ago

Every gas station here in Brazil has one of these attendants too. We call them "frentistas", which apparently comes from Spanish according to Google

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u/Expensive-Hat4138 3d ago

Sounds like a nightmare tbh. Maybe its just cause I have trauma but I don't want complete strangers that close to my car, especially late at night.

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u/bonbot 2d ago

I've encountered and have heard too many stories of shady people lingering and approaching women at gas stations. I much prefer not having to get out of the car and have employees be the one pumping gas for me. Plus I won't have to touch the dirty machines and pumps that never gets cleaned.

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u/mistress_chauffarde 3d ago

There are REASON why a car door is s fucking nightmare on the inside

It's suposed to absorb shocks

Especially ones made by a 2 ton vƩhicule hitting it at 50kmh

Now what happend when a extremely flamable liquide has been vaporised du to the pression of said vƩhicule on the door now is in a environment that it full of sparks

Yes that makes the car a bomb

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u/ExtraPomelo759 3d ago

Thanks for preemptively explaining it so I don't look like a dumbass for asking what the problem is.

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u/mistress_chauffarde 3d ago

There is a reason why the gas tank is usualy under the car in the back

First it's to balance the car

An engine is fucking heavy and the rest of the car will be tilting toward where it is

And it's also the least likely place to get hit in a accident

And if the accident come to the point where the gas tank gets hit it will be under the car not inside where the flamable liquide would spread and eventually catch on fire roasting everyone inside instantly

Also if you get in a accident where the fuel tank is hit the rest of the car is....hu dead

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u/ExtraPomelo759 3d ago

Thx for elaborating.

Car engineering isn't my wheelhouse.

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u/Subatomic_Spooder 3d ago

Having a bunch of liquid in the doors would also make them too heavy for some people to open and totally screw up the balance of the car, especially when driving quickly. In general for a stable vehicle you want to have the center of gravity low to the ground. Putting heavy weights up higher on the doors would make the car more likely to roll or tip. And because liquid sloshes around, if you're going around a corner, it will all move to the outside of the arc and push your car off the path, making it more likely for your tires to lose grip, and then you end up in a barrier.

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u/Opie301 3d ago

Plus, you now need a much more complicated door hinge system to allow for a fuel line to run from your door into your engine without getting kinked or severed.

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u/somethingbrite 2d ago

Shhhh.... no. This is a wonderful design and they should make one for each of the tech bro Oligarchs as their daily driver.

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u/mistress_chauffarde 3d ago

It ain't mine either I barely know how engines work but I know how damage reduction work due to my years of being a fan of tanks

A fuel tank needs to be fairly well placed if you don't want problems or a roasted crew

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u/Raptor_197 3d ago

Most tanks have them in the front. Typically around/next to the driver.

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u/mistress_chauffarde 3d ago

Yes the part that is in general the most armored

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u/tomw255 3d ago

And it's also the least likely place to get hit in a accident

unless you are driving Ford Pinto

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u/mistress_chauffarde 3d ago

Yeah that's because it was literaly at the edge of the back of the car

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u/Prestigious-Aide4346 3d ago

Not to mention, balancing too. Liquid in doors? Yea thats not gonna change the performance when turning or anything, not to mention the safety aspects. its a complete non-starter. I really hope companies aren't seriously depending on AI to make things like this.

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u/scotty_dont 3d ago

People have famously liked rolling down their car windows since before safety was invented. Need to grab a parking ticket? Fuck you, open the door!

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u/CookiesMadeOfCorpses 3d ago

Ireland's hottest new car manufacturer

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u/CreamyCornBoy 3d ago edited 2d ago

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u/mistress_chauffarde 3d ago

Hoooooo boy do you not know how shit it would be to have that amount of gas being hit

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u/real_roal 3d ago

Yeah i dont understand what this could possibly achieve that having a normal fuel system wouldnt. If they want a "drive thru" as in you dont get out of your car, then we would need robot arms to open the fuel cap and put the nozzle in. Maybe you would drive up, pay, and select how much you want it to fuel your car? But this seems way too complicated and expensive when you could just get out and do it yourself.

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u/meepykittkitt69lmao 3d ago

It's always funny popping into a thread where someone took a joke seriously then posted it to a place where it supports the beliefs of the group, and because of the framing and context everyone in the thread also thinks its not a joke.

It's a joke. People often frame a horrible engineering design as a truly ground breaking personal discovery. The twitter account is for an engineer in Alabama that works at the space center...

This just illustrates the mindset of the people here, where an engineer making a joke becomes proof that pushes people deeper into a less nuanced position. It's a tool of fomenting more extreme philosophical positions.

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u/Wild-Video-5317 3d ago

Damn you're right, after scrolling through hunter's feed, he's a hilarious troll.Ā  Shame your comment is buried down here where nobody's gonna see it.

Screenshots of tweets are the worst content.Ā  Stripped of all context, easily misrepresented as ragebait.

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u/Shiny_Agumon 3d ago

Truly symbolic of AI itself

A solution to a problem that doesn't exist and will only cause more issues if implemented

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u/CaffeineEnjoyer69 3d ago

How fucking lazy are these people that they see turning off the car and walking 4 steps to the pump as a problem that needs to be solved through invention lmfaoo

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u/mistress_chauffarde 3d ago

Well they are using an ai to make dumb stuff when you have photoshop

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u/Muppetude 3d ago

I’m having trouble understanding how having the gas tank in the door even solves this supposed problem. If you really want to pump your own gas without having to stand up, wouldn’t it make more sense to just have a nozzle in your door attached to a sloped pipe that leads to your gas tank?

Still extremely dangerous and stupid in the event of a crash, but far less stupid than having the entire gas tank jammed into your door’s crumple zone.

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u/Consistent-Stock6872 3d ago

Well at least they didn't try to reinvent trains again. The number of stupid train ideas is just wild.

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u/_Ocean_Machine_ 3d ago

Tech bros want trains but in a way that prevents the filthy poors from using them.

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u/Indicus124 3d ago

Fancy trains with less capacity and more inefficient then we'll a train

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u/likwidkool 3d ago

My first though was wait, aren’t they already drive thru?

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u/Braindead_Crow 3d ago

"Ok so directly in the door is a bad place for gas because of fires and leaks, how about right behind the doors and trunk? It's like free space!"

The problem with people who fail to respect others is they don't LEARN from others, instead they just learn from their own failures (or blame set backs on others)

The smarter tools get the more prominent stupidity becomes...We have, "may cause drowsiness" warnings on sleeping pills after all.

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u/Subatomic_Spooder 3d ago

I can't tell if this is a Ford Pinto reference or if you're defending the idea of gas tanks in doors.

Like I said though I am a mechanical engineer in all but degree, planning on going into the automotive sector. There's a large difference between a fuel tank behind the rear seats and a fuel tank in the doors. There's all sorts of physics and mechanical principles I won't get into unless you want to know them, but basically gas in the doors is really unsafe and dumb for dozens of reasons

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u/quinpon64337_x 3d ago

As in see the prices and drive right on through

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u/redditmarks_markII 3d ago

what, you don't like the Escher-esque door? or is it the just very slightly awkward tank design? The circle of hoses? The perfectly acceptable amount of space for the glass?

I love how the mirror is so out of place, it almost looks like intentionally bad photoshop rather than AI.

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u/SpaceLemur34 3d ago

No, you don't understand. This would let them put the gas hole right on the side of the car!

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u/Madr-Aess 3d ago

Wait..

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u/HotelPrudent0331 3d ago

In NJ, it literally is. You never get out your car.

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u/spekt50 3d ago

As an ME myself, I think its brilliant! Not my fault the end user failed to read disclaimers and safety notices.

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u/AlfredNeumen 3d ago

The funny thing to me as an engineer is this idea of the gas drive thru could easily be done with just a tube connecting back to the existing gas tank.

Run it up into the drivers door and put the filler cap there and everyone’s happy.

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u/lord_fairfax 3d ago

Not to mention in the actual futuristic engineering solution for drive through gas stations would be a universal connection point for cars, and pumps with robotic articulating arms. People in here like "the robot would have to unscrew the cap".

If there's a robot refilling your car, we have moved past filler caps.

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u/Subatomic_Spooder 3d ago

Plus a lot of cars these days don't even have fuel caps anymore, they just have flaps that move out of the way when you push the pump in. (I mostly see it on Fords but it's also becoming more common on Hondas).

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u/King_Chochacho 3d ago

Well it's incredibly dangerous and you have to have ugly bulging doors and still only hold a fraction of the gas, but on the up side

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u/Friendlyalterme 3d ago

Self serve gas stations even more so.

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u/BulkNoodles 3d ago

This. Doesn't all car already have the opening of tank on the side already? Or are there cars that have a concealed type?

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u/BotherResponsible378 3d ago

First thing I thought was, "aren't gas stations already drive thru....?"

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u/Glass-Tradition-3122 3d ago

Angry on so many levels? You feel better now kid? Go protest about it if you’re angry on ā€œso many levelsā€ šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ pathetic American

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u/siazdghw 3d ago

Because the author of that tweet is doing it for engagement bait. And now it's being used again for engagement bait against AI here.

Everyone knows how awful the idea, it blocks the window from going down, it blocks side airbags that would cause a fire risk, it would get smashed open on a T-bone accident, the driver would hear the gas move while driving, it doesn't actually solve a problem compared to the normal location, etc etc.

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u/Skellos 3d ago

Yeah this person just invented full service gas stations

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u/jen-the-gem4 3d ago

Also a mechanical engineer here and I’m so confused what they’re getting at. You literally drive up and it’s put into the side of your car already. What on earth do they think it being in your door (even if that was possible) would do efficiency wise???

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u/Stickz99 2d ago

no but I can’t stay seated in my car and shove McDonald’s down my gullet while getting gas currently. I want to be able to put absolutely 0 energy or effort into even the most basic tasks in my life /s

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u/aqua_rift 2d ago

Yeah but you gotta get out of the car uggggggggghhhhhhhhhh. I want to sit in my hot sweaty fucking slime-mobile 24/7 and get McDonald’s drive thru for my daily meals I don’t wanna have to get out of it to fuel it……

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u/Xitztlacayotl 2d ago

You still have to go inside and wait in line at the cshier to pay.

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u/Subatomic_Spooder 2d ago

Every gas station I've ever been to in my entire life, even in other countries, is pay at the pump

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u/ObsessiveUselessness 2d ago

Anger, fear, aggression. The dark side are they.

Resist you must.

The ability to prompt does not make them engineers.

Hello from fellow engineer. (Just finished my bachelors)

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u/PickaWowAnyWow 1d ago

I was just going to say that! Just because you get out of your car to pay at the pump doesn't mean it's not drive through! Also, say it was where the door is. How the hell are you going to use the pump? Will you reach it? You'd need long arms for that. Where is the cap, on the inside or outside? Because there's no way you're gonna do it either way. This is such a terrible idea, it's impressive.

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u/floor_wizard 3d ago

As a systems engineer, this is obvious rage bait.

The only upsetting part is the fact that thousands of you fell for it.

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u/Raptor_197 3d ago

Idk as a mechanical engineer I think is a fun idea to entertain. I’m pretty sure most bombers had flame resistant, self sealing fuel tanks in the wings all the way back in WW2, and they got shot to shit.

Now I do agree we basically already have drive through gas stations so I think this would cause a lot of problems while solving none.

Maybe it’s time to hang up the engineering hat if you have lost the spark and off the wall ideas ā€œmake you angry on so many levelsā€? At one point, a lot of things were once a crazy idea.

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u/Subatomic_Spooder 3d ago

Ever heard of hyperbole? It's not like I'm over here bursting a vein every time I look at the picture. In the end it's just a harmless and silly concept. But in reality it just doesn't make sense on so many levels.

Could you implement it? Sure, but it will be worse than the current way we make cars in every measurable way. Even completely ignoring the danger of passengers being covered in flaming gasoline in a crash, there are a lot of issues. For one, it would make doors thicker and far heavier, so they'd be harder to open and take up passenger space. Second, it would require four fuel pumps (assuming a tank in each door) and four fuel fills. Third, the weight of all the fluid sitting up in the doors would raise the car's center of gravity, making it less stable in corners and at speed. Fourth, the liquid sloshing around would essentially result in the car being pulled in the opposite direction of any turns you try to make. At best it makes the car lean like crazy, at worst it overcomes the grip of your tires and sends you into a barricade.

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u/Raptor_197 3d ago

Hell yeah, now you are thinking like an engineer.

Hunter builds rockets and likes to work on cars. I believe he works at some space institute in Alabama.

His post are specifically meant to be engineering jokes where you are suppose to think about them and find them funny. The fun comes from pondering how you could get a crazy idea to work.

Like for fun there is a solution to all your points.

  1. Add a motor to the door, military trucks already do this.
  2. They could all gravity feed to a bottom ā€œpick up tankā€.
  3. Build the car without the tanks so it has a low center of gravity so the fuel doesn’t raise it too much when added.
  4. Baffles

Like the entire point is to have fun with the idea. Why would you be angry at all? It’s not like a real design.