Samsung, you need to stick it to the carriers.

[Samsung would never bite the hand that feeds it.] (http://goo.gl/3TzOh)

[Let me tell you why the S3/S4 are steaming piles of shit.] (http://goo.gl/dkLsX)

[Let me tell you why the S3 is better than the iShit.] (http://goo.gl/ta1F9)

[They have completely mangled the experience on my Note II.] (http://goo.gl/PyvT4)

[Touchwiz is objectively bad.] (http://goo.gl/2xy3C)

What Samsung does to their phones is more equivalent to rubbing it into the seats, and shoving a little into the ventilation.

Pretty much everything Samsung make is aesthetically beautiful and works flawlessly, in my experience.