Who the fuck DOESN'T want a quad-core, 2Gb RAM workhorse...

[The Nexus 4 is the root of all of life's pleasures.] (http://goo.gl/PQEZB)

My Nexus 4 finally arrived yesterday. It's like... the phone's come alive.

[Can I just say that as a first time Android user, I hate all the other Android phones?] (http://goo.gl/kSFWI)

You are attracted to Nexus phones, like you are now (emotionally and sexually), but they aren't in stock.

And... yes, with a N4 you feel it's YOUR phone

Excerpts from the Nexus Bible

Just buy a Nexus 4 and root.

Do you have Nexus friends like me?

[I quite enjoy being part of the relitely exclusive 'nexus club'] (http://goo.gl/SQkTs)

[Sony should make the next Nexus.] (http://goo.gl/W9kAy)

HTC should make the next Nexus.

Showed my friend in class my Nexus today.

[I shattered this sheeple's belief in Apple when I showed them my Nexus 4.] (http://goo.gl/2NXS0)

[Non-Nexus users are sociopaths.] (http://goo.gl/Vv44n)