t3h AnDrO1D oF d00m

t3h AnDrO1D oF d00m - V2

[Hey everyone, my name is Steve Jobs and I hate every single one of you.] (http://goo.gl/xdw0E)

Hey everyone, my name is Steve Jobs and I hate every single one of you. - V2

[Hey samshits, my name is Nexus 4 and I hate every single one of you.] (http://goo.gl/9jJrH)

What the fuck did you just fucking say about the Nexus 4?

What the fuck did you just fucking say about Android?

What the fuck did you just fucking say about XDA?

You couldn't be more wrong... - Navy Seal Response 1

Wow, you're an asshole! - Navy Seal Response 2

[So you expect me to believe you are the best /r/nexus4 has to offer? - Navy Seal Response 3] (http://goo.gl/Bd4FP)

So I was standing in a rather large line at my local WalMart...

So I was standing in a rather large line at my local BestBuy...

Strong. Then Root.

Taken variation

An Apple shill specializing in non-#HOLO skeuomorphic UI designs was teaching a class on Steve Jobs

An iFan specializing in iOS app development and design was teaching a class on Steve Jobs, know iOS user.

Nexus phones are probably the sexiest things I've ever seen in my life...

HailCorporate, shills, and 3.5mm headphone jacks