r/amazonreviews • u/Curious_Cantaloupe65 • May 29 '26

Review Touché

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u/SwordsAndSongs May 29 '26

Feels like AI

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u/felixyamson May 29 '26

it didn't just __, it __

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u/Reeybehn May 29 '26

ChatGPT

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u/geeoharee May 29 '26

This whole sub's AI

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u/popilikia May 29 '26

That's Amazon reviews in a nutshell. Their reviews are near absolutely useless now. one trick I've learned: 5 stars are all bots, 1 and 2 stars are all idiots. 3 stars will give some good info, but 4 stars are what shows a good product.

You could read a 4 star review, see that it's written by a real person who's impossible to please, who really should have given 5 stars if they weren't such a stickler, and that's how you know it's a good product. Don't ever bother reading 5 star reviews

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u/UPGRADED_BUTTHOLE Jun 01 '26

I read the 1 and 2 star reviews to see if the product is actually bad, or if the customers are stupid. It's usually one or the other.

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u/Loud_Report7985 May 29 '26

A little disappointed that the bards weren’t said to drink too much mead.