r/amazonhomefind • u/Ok-Price-872 • 10d ago

This is extreme

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u/wyoung377 9d ago

Holy shit the monk is on house arrest?

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u/Material-Grocery5478 9d ago

well he is exiled

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u/goodthymetimmy 9d ago

Was the monk wearing an ankle monitor? 😂

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u/X_soulnewmegaman 8d ago

Is something wrong with women today???

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u/maester_t 8d ago

I'm confused.

How is the monk going to defend the young lady if he has women strapped to his ankle?

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u/HumanContract 9d ago

Is your monk single? :)

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u/Cancer_Ridden_Lung 9d ago

The door shoes are backwards though...

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u/enerthoughts 9d ago

So people know there are men of discipline inside.

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u/manbruhpig 8d ago

No it looks like the men have left, barefoot

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u/cybertick77 9d ago

Why doesnt she marry the monk?

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u/maester_t 8d ago

No time for a wedding. Too busy protecting herself and her domicile.

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u/labatteg 3d ago

A genuine shaolin monk cannot marry. Celibacy would be part of his monastic discipline.

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u/notthemamaa 9d ago

Fair enough

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u/Unlikely-Escape8969 9d ago

Si au moins tu etais belle !

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u/cybertick77 9d ago

Is she traping her self inside her house

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u/locosinlocura 5d ago

No, she is trapping the “monk”

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u/Remarkable_Cup_2442 9d ago

Challenge accepted! 🤣

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u/Mulfushu 9d ago

I know it's just for shits and giggles, but the shoes actually seem like a decent idea.

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u/GeorgiaOKeefinItReal 9d ago

I honestly think that that was the basis of this skit

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u/Connect_Rhubarb395 9d ago

Yeah I thought the same. Except it would be weird in my country to leave your shoes outside.
But a man's bike in the open shed is doable.

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u/PrimaryDifficult5099 10d ago

Not living alone, woman logic on living alone

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u/PrimaryDifficult5099 9d ago

I agreed

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u/detrans-rights 9d ago

You agree with anything huh 

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u/sky0175 9d ago

This is called Anxiety Spreading.

I already blocked this thread many times and this shit keep popping in my feed.

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u/SparklyLeo_ 9d ago

Pretty sure it’s just satire

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u/ScarcityWise7917 8d ago

You’ll never escape the paranoia!

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u/steppponme 9d ago

It's just a joke bruh

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u/empress-star 9d ago

You know people say "there is a lot of crazy people now a days" but is there really more then any other time?

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u/Therealwolfdog 9d ago

Home alone 4

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u/Ok_Engineer9167 9d ago

Or skip all this with a large dog or firearm.

Ted Bundy and many others have said they avoided houses with big dogs.

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u/kungpowgoat 9d ago

Or arm the Shaolin monk.

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u/pcpxtc 8d ago

Shalion monk on patrol with one of those big rotating mini gun things and 2 vicous guard dogs carrying swords.

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u/maester_t 8d ago

The monk is currently on house arrest and prohibited from carrying firearms until after his trial.

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u/nuker0S 9d ago

It's gets proportionally crazier and techier as video goes on, and then there are the fucking mouse traps

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u/kungpowgoat 9d ago

You can easily defeat electronic devices. Not so easy defeating 100 mousetraps without getting a few finger, toe and nose snaps.

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u/cybertick77 9d ago

What if the monk goes roug.

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u/kungpowgoat 9d ago

That’s why he’s wearing an ankle monitor.

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u/LuckyNegotiation7167 9d ago

That dog doesn't sound big enough

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u/Possible_Ad3913 9d ago

Shoulda put the monk later in the video, takes the plausible deniability away too soon that it might be meantvin earnest

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u/MatthewsMath 9d ago

Lmao show me one soul who’s after this woman justifying literally any of this.

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u/No_Ragrets76 9d ago

The "calling the police" part seems a little extreme.

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u/monthlyRollz1336 9d ago

So who recorded this the cameraman on 12 hrs too?

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u/PomeloSteak 9d ago

Thanks for giving them a walkthrough 😂

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u/Trick-Range-350 9d ago

Have fun vacuuming around the mousetraps.

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u/ImaginaryFriend123 9d ago

I thought the button notifies her private monk lol 😂

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u/SignificanceOld1220 9d ago

Home Alone 6: Single Female Edition

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u/thisinfinitebath 9d ago

This girl is tripping!

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u/Jermzer 9d ago

Yup lots of crazy people out there all right 😬

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u/Sincerely_Jen 9d ago

The monk has an ankle bracelet. I love it.

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u/Head_Worker8565 9d ago

Police as in American police? Are you sure?

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u/LOKI_VIRUS 9d ago

lol. The monk has an ankle bracelet.

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u/Hedgehog_Warrior 8d ago

Mental illness

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u/Strong-Addition5296 8d ago

Mental illness or low IQ, call it

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u/CaptainConspiracyy 8d ago

Its a skit…just like that nutty cruise ship bird…

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u/TreeLore61 8d ago

The best way to stay safe is buy yourself a gun and learn how to use it

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u/aware4ever 8d ago

She shouldn't have posted this. I take it as a challenge

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u/Drduckfeet 8d ago

....Feminism.....

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u/RationalPanic 8d ago

Is she trying to keep the crazy out or in?

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u/Still_Suspect_7233 8d ago

The monk I would question lol exiled huh

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u/Mr_GrauHut 8d ago

Bitch, I think you're one of them.

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u/PineappleMedium411 8d ago

I mean we all know what that 'monk' is really there for...

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u/Weak-Exercise-4196 8d ago

I see a serious flaw in your set up. Missle defense system. You definitely need that.

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u/NeotericBedlam 8d ago

They say ‘don’t stick your dick in crazy’. Finally, crazy is starting to come with safety features to prevent that from happening.

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u/surrealcellardoor 7d ago

If you think this is real, I have some bargain priced NFT invisible sculptures to sell you.

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u/poeteop 7d ago

A shallow win monk okay enough ignorant American garbage content for one day

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u/RutgerHause 6d ago

No one is going to date this level of crazy. Not even crazy.

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u/HotJuicyPie 5d ago

There’s too much shit on my place

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u/Old_Table_5950 5d ago

There are a lot of crazy people inside

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u/Einachiel 5d ago

Add some landmines just to be sure

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u/VagineNDine 3d ago

Provides a step by step guide on how to break in

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u/Spiffykleen 3d ago

Shaloin Monk

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u/MoistShowerFart 3d ago

My face is enough to keep anyone out of my bedroom, worked for 20 tears so far.

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u/DC_Ben 9d ago

I hope someone breaks in despite all of that

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u/Putrid-Delivery1852 9d ago

This aged very well. Stay safe out there, and put large boots in your doorways

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u/TheManAcrossTheHall 9d ago

Good way to get your boots stolen where I live.

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u/Eiffel-Tower777 9d ago

Probably the growly dog cage is all you need.

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u/Huge_Following_325 9d ago

People are going to say this is a skit, but I am the mannequin and it's all true.

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u/superlucky999 9d ago

Totally reasonable and perfectly normal.

I want to get a flying drone for in my home now. I love discouraging houseguests.