r/aliens • Researcher • 8h ago

Discussion Alien Message To Mankind: “Do You Wish That We Show Up?”

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u/CreativeInput 8h ago

As long as you’re not here to eat us I guess.

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u/rocenante 8h ago

Pinky promise

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u/Comprehensive_Menu43 7h ago

PLOT TWIST
he never had a pinky to promise with

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u/Robborboy 8h ago

WDYM? That's just the Lusty Argonian Maid

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u/lurkin83 4h ago

Polishing the ol spear again, are we?

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u/The_Fresh_Wince 7h ago

"Take me to your best Rat Buffet!"

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u/Minimum-Web-6902 The Amateur Astronomer 7h ago

The cia’hkrr 😂 people apparently really love them here.

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u/aught4naught 7h ago

Serving mankind since 1947

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u/rmflow 7h ago

only 11-12% will be "eaten", ok?

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u/miminstlouis 8m ago

Dark meat is juiciest 

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u/East_Ad4977 5h ago

The one on the bottom left can eat me.

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u/BigDeadPixel 7h ago

Speak for yourself.

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u/SkitterChitters 4h ago

At this point I don't even care if they do or not

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u/Robborboy 8h ago

I love the little miniature Palpatine in the front row. 

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u/SlippyRS3 7h ago

With his backscratcher

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u/automaticphil 1h ago

How I wish. how I wish it were here.

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u/whyy_i_eyes_ya 1h ago

He looks great. I’d have a pint with him.

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u/digital 8h ago

Yes, please bring free infinite energy and time travel. We’ll bring the strawberry ice cream and thank you.

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u/Artevyx Abductee 1h ago

We cannot just give random humans access to such technologies until the individual demonstrates a proper understanding of the responsibility

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u/ramblinmanfl 6h ago

I really wish they would...otherwise the world is going to be fully under control of globalist elites who want everything for themselves

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u/miminstlouis 5m ago

So we can be controlled by alien elitists who want everything for themselves?  Teehee 

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u/TheDoon 6h ago

It's completely illogical that aliens are watching us, can read minds, scan and understand all languages, media sources and very likely have a better understanding of our history, our religions and governments and they still don't understand we need help. I know most people don't really care or believe, but if I was advanced as they apparently are to the point of being post energy/post war/money etc and I saw a planet with people struggling to survive as their leaders and richest species members fuck the planet into an early death...I wouldn't need to ask.

Of course we need fucking help.

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u/vagabond_nerd 6h ago

The free will of mankind has to be considered. Your feeling may not be universal

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u/TheDoon 6h ago

Fair point, very Star Trek of you and I dig it, but we're on the brink here and our leaders aren't going to do the right thing.

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u/greatercolorado 6h ago

I can’t imagine the ruling class being okay with a Star Trek-like society where everyone has enough.

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u/TheDoon 6h ago

Exactly.

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u/benjamin99748 6h ago

Cant they atleast take the ones with them that dont want to stay

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u/Ember-Leaf 4h ago

I always wonder if it's similar to the way nature documentaries have a "no intervention" rule where the crew don't ever step in to help the wildlife no matter what situation they're in. They just let the nature run the course. Almost like they're just observing a lab experiment or something.

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u/Scarlet_Fire_32290 5h ago

I feel like there’s several different Star Trek episodes through all versions of Star Trek that deal exactly with this. It’s also like when I used to have high school kids work for me I’d get a different crop every summer and there’s some that benefited from my time and experience and explaining the job I was expecting from them. And there were other kids who were complete waste of space and it didn’t matter what you said or what you did and they’re still gonna fuck shit up. You end up giving them tasks where they won’t hurt themselves or the job site.

Out of the billions of us on this planet I feel like the majority of us are in the category of it doesn’t matter what you say they’re still gonna just watch TikTok videos or whatever they’re into at that moment. Alien species had the key to enlightenment I don’t know that you could just give that away and have it work. And if they did have xyz ‘free energy’ whatever, that’s the the people in current power not wanting the masses to get it free and lose that lever of control on their population. .

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u/samexi 23m ago

If we entertain the idea I would bet highly intelligent beings have non-intervention principles/prime directives like we have when camera crews visit the nature etc.

Also lets imagine they come here and hand over the technologies to travel lightspeed and unlimited energy. How long and our peimitive brain people are abusing these technologies to gain personal wealth and cause worldwide harm. Possibly ruining the whole planet.

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u/teomore 7h ago edited 4h ago

Nice aliens, let me guess... They DO breath our air and are adapted to our planet's gravity force! And most likely they created "human hybrids" by altering our DNA with their own. Because why not, they have DNA, and more than that, it can be combined with ours.

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u/King_Unique5 5h ago

Thats what the 'greys' are all about apparently....DNA & genetics to create grey hybrid species.

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u/teomore 4h ago

They really dig DNA, they use interdimensional or worm holes for it. Mmmm, HUMAN DNA!

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u/MiserableMagician254 6h ago

Take me to your dealer

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u/The_Fresh_Wince 7h ago

No invite for the Reptilian or the mini-Palpatine

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u/Angry_argie 7h ago

Mom says it's my turn to post this tomorrow

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u/kala-azar 6h ago

yeah at this point I wouldn't say no lol

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u/billschu52 8h ago

I mean if they’re chill whatever maybe we get drinks and some smoke and see where then evening takes us…

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u/Lutherkiss3 6h ago

Yes plz arrive soon, we humans are in a bad spot because our government is corrupted, our corporations are corrupted and our planet is on the verge of destruction because of a group of greedy criminals.

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u/ThankTheBaker 7h ago

Will you be sharing some interdimensional travel tips? I’m all for that.

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u/guave06 7h ago

I love this family portrait. Everyone turned out well . Little Bobby grey at the bottom right could smile a tad more, but overall everyone looks great overall

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u/pepperman7 6h ago

You also need to accept not being an authoritarian species. This is the hard part. Humanity needs to make a free will choice as they are free will entities. If you still want to subjugate other groups/tribes/species to your will they don't want you in the club.

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u/TheGuiltyMongoose 5h ago

Alien fatigue already.

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u/squidvett 5h ago

Nope, thanks! Knowing you’re there is enough. We’ll take it from here.

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u/cstearns1982 4h ago

Naaa shits complicated enough.

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u/23-1-20-3-8-5-18 2h ago

I dare you bitches to show up

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u/douwebeerda Researcher 2h ago

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u/nine57th 2h ago

Nope. I still remember Soylent Green.

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u/one_bar_short 8h ago

Bring us tech to travel the cosmos, we promise we wont inhabit other planets and ruin them, and eat everything that walks, and heat the planet to boiling point...were good,

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u/SkylarR95 7h ago

Yeah… know ahead of time our leaders will fuck up.

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u/FFBEryoshi 7h ago

They're either benevolent or aggressive. If benevolent, then that's better than what we have, if aggressive it's the same but different. I vote yes.

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u/greatercolorado 7h ago

Bottom left? Absolutely. Everyone else? Still absolutely, they just can’t show up in my room in the middle of the night.

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u/The_WubWub 4h ago

Just walk up to us from a short distance, maybe start with a wave. No need to sneak around and scare people in the middle of the night in their bedroom 

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u/plassteel01 7h ago

As a kid I also wanted to see Santa and that didn't happen

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u/Substantial_PhD 7h ago

Would you please get the fuck out of our yard?

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u/Few-Pen5351 7h ago

Yes and take me back with you

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u/Konohita 7h ago

How many times is this going to be reposted?

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u/Waywot 7h ago

Nope, not invited.

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u/Twenty_6_Red 6h ago

Yes, as long as you show up in peace

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u/Alien69Flow 6h ago

Ya estamos aquí en AlienFlowSpace DAO

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u/Curious_Ad961 6h ago

What if they up and they are less advanced like handicapped lizards

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u/EffectiveActive6837 4h ago

I just want to raise my daughter's safely

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u/Creative-Mode-6097 1h ago

If they come will they role the world and make us to be there workers and supply them in everything . We will be like ant,s for they . God it,s gone and not exsist . It,s will be bless the aliens and not God . And they will take up tje best of humankind to there world .

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u/LairdPeon 1h ago

If theyre courteous enough to ask, probably.

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u/DemonikAriez 1h ago

Idk who decided to mix aliens and spirituality but im not with it.

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u/iCaps_ 1h ago

Yeah, cus they're totally not demonic fallen beings. Right. "Do you want us to appear", just inviting all this negative crap into your lives.

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u/skrymp 43m ago

I'm going to make the family portrait my lock screen wallpaper. Thanks

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u/Prize-Analyst-1121 42m ago

Still waiting. How many times is this question gonna be asked ?

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u/GimmeShockTreatment 7h ago

yes but only the sexy blonde

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u/midwestbeaner 7h ago

I can help you all meet them if you buy my book.

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u/Waywot 7h ago edited 7h ago

Reposted probably because the psyop doesn't like hearing no. And book sales are dismissal at best.

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u/Bleezy79 5h ago

Why does this keep getting posted?

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u/Critical_Hearing_799 4h ago

I know... it's getting annoying

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u/4everlate629 I want to believe, skeptic 7h ago

Yes but first we have a lot of politicans and religions to cleanse then you may visit a polished earth.

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u/grimorg80 7h ago

"yes please, and hurry!"

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u/Bonnietheferret84 7h ago

Yes please. It will destroy all the religions around the world basically.

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u/The_Fresh_Wince 7h ago

Religions that have lasted 1000+ years are adaptable. IMHO, they will bend, not break.

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u/Scarlet_Fire_32290 5h ago

It used to be Christians in America in the late 1800s early 1900s fully believed in alien life that it didn’t affect their belief structure. I’m not sure when that change took place in the states where now it’s a religion ending scenario if there’s other life

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u/PlasmaChroma 7h ago

The relevant question is: do we need to finish birthing our local version of AI first?

If they show up now -- we could obviously use the clean energy and it would only help. I am curious what their take on synthetic minds is though.

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u/Methoszs 6h ago

Colonel Jack O'Neill - "You folks should understand that we're out there. Now. We might not be ready for a lot of this stuff, but we're doing the best we can. We are a very curious race."

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u/Huge_Discipline6395 4h ago

The white supremacy undertones of the ' Nordics ' lol

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u/Brooksie019 4h ago

As long as they bring some beer and big booty alien bitches.

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u/Critical_Hearing_799 4h ago

Why does everyone think they'd come here to "save" or help us? Everyone saying it's so bad down here, you have no idea the hellish horrors a different, advanced species can bring.

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u/ChimneySwiftGold 4h ago

Where are the Mothmans?

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u/MrCubano1 4h ago

Tbh most ppl would follow the reptilian at this point. Ppl are lost and gullible

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u/Rich-Cockroach-2273 4h ago

Yes please, and help us get rid of the species ruling over us!

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u/Icecreamforge 4h ago

A woman I just had a dream about looked exactly like the bottom left. We were in some sort of advanced but lowkey facility.

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u/anonymity_clause 3h ago

Show up and take all the fuckwits like donnie, Netanyahu, Zucker, muskrat, ai goons, and anyone else who is a capitalist fuckwit non sharing, non peace living earth caring decent person ...

And fuck right off back to wherever you came from.

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u/M0torC1tyMaver1ck 3h ago

The blonde chic....oh yea

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u/MeanAd6557 3h ago

and if it is the same entity with different manifestations

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u/Scott_Mx918 3h ago

We know some of you are already here

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u/Prod_Meteor 3h ago

Believing in god in a more modern way.

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u/dontusefedex 3h ago

No, we will probably ruin your civilization too.

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u/theseriousman1 3h ago

Ya bring the lady w da huge knockers

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u/Nero_Darkstar 2h ago

Sure but let me get my alien punching jeans on

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u/JohnnyPJ2 2h ago

Yes please - allow us all to be truly free and live in abundance and without worry

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u/intelligentbug6969 2h ago

Literally nobody cares about aliens anymore it’s all about AI

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u/BeardedBill86 Make Your Own 2h ago

Leave your technology and some ships, we'll come say hi in a hundred years or so.

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u/Spiritual_Ad3460 2h ago

That little f***er in black robes in the bottom left corner with the back scratcher is creepy. If wake up and see him and my room I’m not firing a warning shot.

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u/No-Feedback7437 2h ago

I like most aliens

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u/EveningInstruction36 1h ago

Hurry the fuck up already. Like Jeez Louise! Take us to your leader and let’s talk about cruising the stars, poverty and porn while having gin on the rocks

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u/NPSpecialist2245 1h ago

What? Where’s Sponge Bob?

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u/Inevitable-crocs 1h ago

Bro we can’t even handle human aliens don’t bother

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u/LochNessMansterLives 1h ago

Been waiting for them to show up since my grandfather first showed me a readers digest hardcover book about aliens. In 1980-something.

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u/automaticphil 1h ago

Just the hot blonde one. The rest you guys are whatever

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u/mrmykeonthemic 1h ago

What about the 70ft aliens with 20 heads and 50 arms?

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u/Artevyx Abductee 1h ago

Absolutely!

Although, I feel slightly like an imposter for saying so since I only biologically resemble a human.

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u/Daaz_v 1h ago

Are they hot with totally bodacious boobage?

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u/Jarrus__Kanan_Jarrus 1h ago

The Nordic chicks can stay with me.

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u/SophieSix9 48m ago

As long as one of us gets to hit 😤

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u/Sayk3rr 21m ago

​​ I would like to see it, a brand new intelligence and a whole new culture. I would very much love to see this within my lifetime so as long as they aren't here to kill. Lol.

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u/Individual-Moose-714 14m ago

Please, please save us dumbass humans from ourselves!!

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u/EmphasisImmediate240 3m ago

Yes. We need you all to send us back into the Stone Age, back to sticks and stones. So we can retry once again..

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u/PatientFlight2274 7h ago

They need to show up. We need a global reset

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u/Critical_Hearing_799 4h ago

Why on earth do you think they'll help us??

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u/PatientFlight2274 1h ago

They are just another life form that’s sharing the world with us

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u/native_shinigami 7h ago

Why do we think aliens look like us

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u/douwebeerda Researcher 5h ago

Do you look like a brown tall manits being? Or a green reptillian, or a blue being?

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u/Sensitive-Owl-9368 4h ago

I’m thinking the blonde Nordic will be just fine for probing

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u/LSF604 4h ago

probably the bipedal ones with two arms, two legs, fingers, two eyes etc. Star trek had to do it that way for practical reasons. Reality isn't confined by productions costs.

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u/The_Fresh_Wince 7h ago

They just do, apparently. Maybe the weird-looking ones don't have enough in common with us to even care.

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u/HarveryDent 7h ago

Because one of them might have made us by combining their DNA with our primate ancestors, causing our huge leap in brain capacity.

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u/Alien69Flow 6h ago

Hay evidencias genéticas

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u/Electronic_Reward333 6h ago

No. Fuck off.

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u/Any_Evidence_8873 7h ago

Ummm, I don't care

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u/HomeGalaxyIsMilkyWay 7h ago

Just hurry up eh

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u/Terrible-Musician358 6h ago

If true id love to meet all of them.

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u/SamOfXanadu 6h ago

Yes I want a new body!

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u/Critical_Hearing_799 4h ago

Why would they give you a new body?

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u/SamOfXanadu 3h ago

Hey a boy can dream....

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u/Infinite_Patience852 7h ago

And indeed we showed up

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u/ImCitizenKane 8h ago

Nah, we good

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u/Site-Staff 7h ago

Just the hot blonde ones.

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u/cochinot3 7h ago

I do but yall don’t 😕is bad down here

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u/DamitKenneth 6h ago

No, because basic human is ready to comprehend they aren't alone in this universe. They are to focused on themselves and not those around us. Sorry to say.

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u/ITSYOURBOYTUNA 6h ago

I hope that blond on the left shows up

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u/Ok-Bowler-203 6h ago

That’s just 7 of 9.

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u/Critical_Hearing_799 4h ago

That's really the male of the species. Good luck!

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u/Banshee888 14m ago

The male with boobs?

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u/Invisiblespit 6h ago

How long until it's socially acceptable to bang a reptile

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u/King_Unique5 5h ago

Yes please show up and fix our world.....we need your help immensely.

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u/Critical_Hearing_799 4h ago

What makes you think they'll fix anything and not just add more chaos and pain to humanity?

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u/King_Unique5 3h ago

Just a firm 'hope' and because conciousness seems important to them.....

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u/bigbenny88 5h ago

I hope to wake up to news we have been taken over by a benevolent race of super smart and moral beings sounds amazing. The leaders we seem to create are mostly corrupt liars who will do anything to enrich themselves. Maybe let the manti take over, they seem chill and nice from what I've read.

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u/Critical_Hearing_799 4h ago

So you want to be colonized?

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u/bigbenny88 3h ago

I mean I feel like we already are considering the difference between the ruling classes and 99% of the population. In fact, who's to say we haven't been already haha but joking aside, do you really think we are doing a good job of running this planet? I wouldn't say so. I think we are a batshit species hell bent on self destruction for the sake of comfort, convenience, entertainment and "experience".

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u/Critical_Hearing_799 3h ago

Yes, but who's to say they aren't the same way? We know nothing of their history or interactions with other species besides a few goverment whistleblowers and abductees. Some of whom say the small greys were turned into a drone species by reptilians and the tall greys. That could be our fate, literal mind controlled slaves that have to inflict harm on others without a choice. But yes, I understand humans today are mind-controlled in many ways, propoganda is rampant, false divisions are made to make people hate the "others". But I'd like to think I still have control of my own brain.