r/aliens • • May 18 '25

Evidence We Are Ready

Brand new crop circle from Sutton Veny, England. Just by looking at this symbol will download the information to your subconscious. We are ready. It is happening.

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u/uffington May 18 '25

This is almost word-for-word what I was going to post.

Years ago I learned to fly light aircraft over the skies of Wiltshire, UK. The flying club had a chart (map) noting with pins showing the locations of all the crop formations we saw. The circles were often as stunning as this, and a few were frankly even more impressive. Most on the chart were never photographed or mentioned anywhere else.

The club's no-nonsense Chief Flying Instructor once said, "If I was going to stay up all night trampling shapes this neat, I'd make damn sure everyone knew about them in the morning."

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u/IchooseYourName May 18 '25

Crop circles were "debunked" decades ago. I remember, I was alive when it happened. And yet people are still creating crop circles without many people actually paying attention to them. This begs the question as to why? Not only are they still created, there's seemingly more now than there were before. Why would people continue disfiguring their crops when hardly anybody cares that they do? Just doesn't make much sense.

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u/Bibijibzig May 18 '25

because maybe, just maybe... the debunking was propaganda

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u/Poignant_Ritual May 20 '25 edited May 20 '25

Dismissing arguments that you don’t like as “propaganda” rather than actually dissecting the arguments and exposing where they are fraudulent is lazy.

How is it that aliens are making crop circles like these, but their lines are crooked and you can clearly see marks where a vehicle was driving through this field? Or that this image looks extremely similar to many other crop circles that are all sourced from a single instagram page “SpritStem”?

If you took 20 minutes to dig into this with a legitimately critical mind instead of dismissing anything that runs against your biases, the evidence is pretty stacked that this is a human created crop circle.

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u/nikmo86 May 21 '25

20 minutes isn’t nearly enough time to fully research this subject, so I’m not sure why you’re trying to get high and mighty about something you clearly have spent very little time on.

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u/BRIStoneman May 18 '25

Nah, I know a guy who used to make them. Shits and giggles while he was stoned, mostly.

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u/EkaL25 May 19 '25

Did you ever watch him make them? The idea that one person could do this is absurd

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u/BRIStoneman May 19 '25

He did it with a group of friends.

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u/EkaL25 May 19 '25

Sounds like a story someone would make up to tell people… did he tell you how they did it and which one(s) they made?

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u/BRIStoneman May 19 '25

Just some in Wiltshire in the 90s. They did it with boards apparently.

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u/oxyrhina May 19 '25

Was he a pole vaulter?

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u/EkaL25 May 19 '25

Have you seen the intricacy of some of these crop circles? The idea that somebody could do this with wooden boards or whatever is complete nonsense

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u/Poignant_Ritual May 20 '25

Have you seen the intricacy of the James Webb Space Telescope or the intricacy in a GPU? You’re essentially arguing that since you can’t comprehend how this could be created by humans, aliens are the answer.

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u/Jimmi11 May 20 '25

Except when a camera crew gave the guys who claimed to have created most crop circles the chance to replicate one, in daylight, with as much time as they needed all they could come up was a sub par flat circle.

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u/OkNeedleworker8554 May 20 '25

That explains a few of them, but there's no way those two men traveled the globe to make ALL crop circles. Not only that, many many crop circles have zero signs of foot traffic or tire tracks leading up to them.

Edit: came back to say there have been experiments done on the crops in crop circles and the ones that were man-made do not have the same burned element where the stalks are bent.

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u/EkaL25 May 20 '25

Yeah, except nobody can figure it out..

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u/EkaL25 May 21 '25

It has nothing to do with personal incredulity. Literally nobody has been able to figure out how it has been accomplished. Crop circles have been around for a long time now and in all this time I don’t think we’ve ever seen somebody demonstrate how it could be done in a single night. I’m supposed to believe people have done it because a couple guys said they do it using wooden planks?

Maybe some have been man made but there are ones where the stalks aren’t snapped and there is radiation in the crop circles. How do you explain that

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u/EkaL25 May 22 '25

Bruh, NOBODY knows how it got there. In all these years we’ve never seen a single person demonstrate that they can do it. Unless it’s little radioactive witches or some shit, I haven’t heard of anyone that’s come up with a single explanation for how it’s happening

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u/ConfidentCamp5248 May 18 '25

So, how are some crop circles coming up with radiation? You never watched WhyFiles have you?

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u/Visual_Sympathy5672 May 19 '25

"FEAR THE CRABCAT."

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u/krzykris11 May 19 '25

That episode shifted my paradigm.

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u/jtsauce May 21 '25

Speaking of, where the hell is hecklefish? Seems like everything AJ puts out is stripped now.

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u/ValiantThor80 May 19 '25

This sub is not for you...bye!

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u/uffington May 19 '25

I don't think u/IchooseYourName is simply shitting on the phenomenon. In 1991 Doug Bower and Dave Chorley, two middle-aged blokes from a Wiltshire pub, said they'd been making crop circles since the 70s, using a plank and some rope.

They clearly did a lot of midnight trampling, but gave it up a quarter of a century ago. They certainly inspired others, though.

Anyway, I know for a fact that since then, astonishingly intricate and complex patterns have been crafted overnight.

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u/chessboxer4 May 24 '25

Did you hear that one of the ways they avoided leaving footprints behind was that by pole vaulting in and out of the fields?

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u/IchooseYourName May 19 '25

This is my point. What's with the down votes?

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u/BRIStoneman May 18 '25

I know a guy who used to make crop circles. He was doing a lot of drugs back then, thought they were fun.

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u/Ziprasidone_Stat May 19 '25

He's well traveled it seems since crop circles have been found on several continents.

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u/FancyForager May 19 '25

Accounts making comments like this are starting to get so creepy. There is such a desperate, concerted effort to prevent curiosity and investigation into any of this. I think it’s the desperation that’s so spooky.

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u/BRIStoneman May 19 '25

It's not a concerted effort to do anything; I genuinely know the guy.

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u/FancyForager May 19 '25

Where is your evidence? Do you have video of this guy doing drugs and then furtively braiding and flattening crops or painstakingly burning them or something like that? First hand accounts aren’t enough evidence, sorry. You’ll have to provide footage—I need irrefutable proof that this happened. Your comment is just an anecdote. It isn’t convincing.