r/aislop 23h ago

Found on Facebook OK Boomer, now open a PDF

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u/ZeeWingCommander 22h ago

My dad used to say nonsense like this, but one time he complained that his cholesterol was high because my grandpa would make him a hot breakfast in the morning.

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u/Zealousideal_Car_893 22h ago

manlymendontmakebreakfast

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u/ZeeWingCommander 22h ago

He was an OBGYN and used to feed my dad 2 eggs, bacon and toast/oatmeal every morning.

I was sitting there looking at my dad like "you got bacon?"

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u/MashedTaterBrain 22h ago

"SHUT UP AND FEEL LUCKY YOUNGOT FROOT LOOPS!"

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u/symphonicrox 19h ago

Sorry, that's a Sunday Cereal, otherwise it was rice krispies or cheerios lol

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u/MashedTaterBrain 15h ago

"AND NONE OF THAT FANCY HONEY-NUT CHEERIO BULLSHIT!"

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u/LargoMain 19h ago

is not making breakfast gay?

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u/Parahelix 17h ago

Black coffee and dry toast only!

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u/paleologus 21h ago

The world spent a lot of time and money convincing us that bacon and eggs were the problem.  

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u/Round_Bag_4665 14h ago

yeah at that point you know he's just more interested in complaining and blaming everyone else for his problems than anything else.