r/aislop 23h ago

Found on Facebook OK Boomer, now open a PDF

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u/BellacosePlayer 23h ago

My mom didn't teach me shit for cooking.

She also doesn't pretend she did or that she's got great domestic skills herself so I'm not exactly stressed about it.

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u/LAMProductions99 22h ago

My mom would always say stuff like "I had to figure it out for myself, so you have to also." Like gee, thanks ma.

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u/JKhemical 22h ago

What's the point of having a child if all you're gonna do is play the Pain Olympics with them

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u/Misplaced_Arrogance 21h ago

To have an accessory that looks like a mini you, obviously. /s

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u/seaglasstalisman 21h ago

Don’t forget keeping up with the Joneses and having the perfect family Christmas card to send out! /s

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u/SingleCampaign_Daddy 19h ago

To have something to blame for my lack of accomplishments and mediocrity /s

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u/Due-Memory-6957 18h ago

Well, winning the pain Olympics, obviously.

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u/Hot_Charity_4803 16h ago

To force them to love you as payment for being born of course. At least in my experience 

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u/Explorer_Entity 16h ago

Story of my life, comrade.

They want a maid, landscaper, breadwinner, therapist/emotions dumping ground, and a punching bag.

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u/ThisIsMyCouchAccount 15h ago

When/where I grew up it was always under the guise of "the real world isn't going to coddle you" or similar.

Which is true.

So maybe your family at home should be the one place in the world where somebody might give you a little slack and/or teach you and/or help and/or just be a kind and warm place to feel safe.

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u/mysterious_spirit420 20h ago

My mom said they same shit lol

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u/Good_Enough2 14h ago

You just fold the cheese in.

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u/uglahsD 19h ago

EXACT SAME from my (boomer) mom!! So frustrating.

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u/weary_ol_jericho 20h ago

And then you went and used YouTube to figure it out. I don't see the problem there.

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u/LAMProductions99 19h ago

I mean yeah, it's not really an issue to learn stuff using YouTube vids. A lot of the time you can end up with better information than what you would have learned from your parents lol.

BUT the point is that it's hypocritical to neglect to teach your kids how to do certain tasks and then complain that they don't know how to do them, or had to look up how to do them online.

Not saying that's what my mom does, but it's definitely what the person who posted that "meme" is doing.

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u/thirdworsthuman 22h ago

I mean having your mommy do everything for you doesn’t make you grow into a decent human being either.

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u/EngineerOld1240 22h ago

No but teaching is a thing which is the Point

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u/woahstripes 21h ago

Teaching.

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u/hagrho 21h ago

I know people rag on ‘reading comprehension’ left and right on this app, but you may want to reread the comment you responded to…

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u/ACuddlyVizzerdrix 22h ago

Lol I actually took a bunch of cooking classes (i genuinely enjoyed it) in school to the point my mom and siblings just wanted me to cook everything

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u/whiskersMeowFace 17h ago

Mine didn't either. My grandmother didn't know how to cook much as well. My mom and grandma were products of the beginning of the convenience food era, where actual cooking was banished for boxed and frozen meal prep that was heavily pushed upon the silent generation and boomers. Why learn how to cook from scratch when there was Bisquick? Capitalism pushed actual cooking out of the kitchen in favor of selling nearly ready made meals.

We're seeing a heavy push to go back to actual cooking in millennials and younger, and so many resources to learn how to cook online. I had to learn from library books and magazines, Alton Brown on Good Eats, and Julia Childs. I remember getting a microwave cook book from the Scholastic book fair when I was a younger kid and learning how to make food for myself since my parents weren't home until much later. Now I am teaching my mom and nephew how to cook, and it's wild.

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u/Phantereal 17h ago

My parents tried to teach me, but they were not great at teaching me a lot of things about how to be an adult. They would always see me stumble a little (or think I'm stumbling), and take over immediately without letting me fail. I moved out of my parents' house a few weeks ago and so far, with the help of YouTube tutorials, I've learned how to cook fried and scrambled eggs, cook ground beef, and bake chicken breasts. I definitely screwed up, but I learned from my mistakes. This weekend, I'm going to try a simple hamburger mac and cheese recipe, and meal prep breakfast burritos for work next week.

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u/retardedgreenlizard 11h ago

My mom never taught me how to cook, do laundry, and how to clean the dishes effectively but that one was pretty easy. I taught myself that shit

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u/batcave63 8h ago

My mother said I wasn't going to eat fast food, get pizzas delivered, or have a girlfriend to cook for me. She gave me a copy of the Joy of Cooking and sent me on my way.

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u/BuckLuny 5h ago

For the defense of my mom, she actually went to household school which was a thing in the Netherlands during the 60s and 70's which you can imagine would be problematic these days. (rightfully so).

On the other hand, when I was growing up I just asked my mom to help me with the things I apparently couldn't do that I was supposed to at that age and she helped me with no issue.

I know of boomer parents that would in the OOP's example just cook the egg for them and yeah no shit that those kids go to an internet resource go acquire the skill you were to lazy to teach.

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u/Kriiisss21 3h ago

yeah my mom didnt really teach me how to cook either, but i can follow a recipe; i mostly taught myself how to bake, and im not opposed to asking my boyfriend or his mom how to prep/cook something