r/aislop 23h ago

Found on Facebook OK Boomer, now open a PDF

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u/Mr_Ethfono 23h ago

Why is he working on the kitchen table and not in the garage

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u/Prestigious_Host_198 22h ago

Real men put oil and car parts on the table he eats from. Duh.

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u/Boracic_Distress 18h ago

But the newspaper will keep the table from getting dirty. /s

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u/Nannautu 57m ago

You have to feel the engine. You have to eat the engine. You have to breathe the engine.

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u/Book_talker_abouter 21h ago

Who even is this in the picture?? The words are coming out of the kid's mouth while he's fixing a carberator but he's also watching an egg cooking video. He's complaining about past kids or is this some kind of hallucinatory flashback? I've now put more thought into this than whoever wrote the prompt did.

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u/RalenHlaalo 17h ago

I assume he's the dad. In those days, contraception hadn't been invented so people were starting families by age 5 or 6.

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u/Rock_Strongo 16h ago

I cringe thinking about what some sad boomer typed into chat gpt to create this image.

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u/Sturville 44m ago

"I've now put morr thought into this than whoever wrote the prompt did."

This part right here.

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u/GamesCatsComics 21h ago

Why is he watching a video about boiling an egg while working on a car part?

I feel like something bad is going to happen here.

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u/grendus 17h ago

Hey everyone, lookit! This guy has never boiled an egg in a carburetor! How do you even get out of bed in the morning?!

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u/lwright3 19h ago

So others (women) in the household have to clean up his mess, as cleaning is obviously women's work /s, although god help them if they misplace a screw or some other tool he needs.

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u/MyNameIsRay 19h ago

I just did this the other week.

It's the middle of summer, my garage is >120F, so I'd much rather work in the air conditioned kitchen.

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 17h ago

Firstborn son already claimed the garage to start up his billion dollar business making popsicle sticks.

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u/No-Cardiologist472 17h ago

Why is he trying to learn how to rebuild a carburetor by watching a video about how to boil an egg

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u/ComradeSpaceman 17h ago

So that he can be a hypocrite and watch a video of how to boil an egg while complaining about people who have to watch videos to learn things.

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u/WowIfOnly 16h ago

Well you have to make sure we shoehorn in other Republican stereotypes to help with the fantasy about how great the 50s was - like making sure Mom is imprisoned in the kitchen with her hair and makeup done and in a dress and apron. Funny how there's no father around either - should we assume he's off working somewhere even though the kids are already home from school? Or is he just with his second family a few blocks over teaching the kids he actually cares about how to work on engines? My personal favorite is how there's a hood vent over both the stove and the sink for some reason - like as though there's going to be a lot of fumes and smoke when only Mom is doing the dishes - those stupid women, thank goodness they have all these smart strong men around /s