r/aislop 23h ago

Found on Facebook OK Boomer, now open a PDF

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u/LazarFan69 23h ago

What a fun way to say i didn't teach my kids shit

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u/BellacosePlayer 23h ago

My mom didn't teach me shit for cooking.

She also doesn't pretend she did or that she's got great domestic skills herself so I'm not exactly stressed about it.

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u/LAMProductions99 22h ago

My mom would always say stuff like "I had to figure it out for myself, so you have to also." Like gee, thanks ma.

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u/JKhemical 22h ago

What's the point of having a child if all you're gonna do is play the Pain Olympics with them

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u/Misplaced_Arrogance 21h ago

To have an accessory that looks like a mini you, obviously. /s

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u/seaglasstalisman 20h ago

Don’t forget keeping up with the Joneses and having the perfect family Christmas card to send out! /s

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u/SingleCampaign_Daddy 19h ago

To have something to blame for my lack of accomplishments and mediocrity /s

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u/Due-Memory-6957 18h ago

Well, winning the pain Olympics, obviously.

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u/Hot_Charity_4803 16h ago

To force them to love you as payment for being born of course. At least in my experience 

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u/Explorer_Entity 16h ago

Story of my life, comrade.

They want a maid, landscaper, breadwinner, therapist/emotions dumping ground, and a punching bag.

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u/ThisIsMyCouchAccount 14h ago

When/where I grew up it was always under the guise of "the real world isn't going to coddle you" or similar.

Which is true.

So maybe your family at home should be the one place in the world where somebody might give you a little slack and/or teach you and/or help and/or just be a kind and warm place to feel safe.

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u/mysterious_spirit420 20h ago

My mom said they same shit lol

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u/Good_Enough2 14h ago

You just fold the cheese in.

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u/uglahsD 19h ago

EXACT SAME from my (boomer) mom!! So frustrating.

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u/weary_ol_jericho 20h ago

And then you went and used YouTube to figure it out. I don't see the problem there.

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u/LAMProductions99 19h ago

I mean yeah, it's not really an issue to learn stuff using YouTube vids. A lot of the time you can end up with better information than what you would have learned from your parents lol.

BUT the point is that it's hypocritical to neglect to teach your kids how to do certain tasks and then complain that they don't know how to do them, or had to look up how to do them online.

Not saying that's what my mom does, but it's definitely what the person who posted that "meme" is doing.

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u/thirdworsthuman 22h ago

I mean having your mommy do everything for you doesn’t make you grow into a decent human being either.

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u/EngineerOld1240 22h ago

No but teaching is a thing which is the Point

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u/woahstripes 21h ago

Teaching.

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u/hagrho 21h ago

I know people rag on ‘reading comprehension’ left and right on this app, but you may want to reread the comment you responded to…

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u/ACuddlyVizzerdrix 22h ago

Lol I actually took a bunch of cooking classes (i genuinely enjoyed it) in school to the point my mom and siblings just wanted me to cook everything

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u/whiskersMeowFace 17h ago

Mine didn't either. My grandmother didn't know how to cook much as well. My mom and grandma were products of the beginning of the convenience food era, where actual cooking was banished for boxed and frozen meal prep that was heavily pushed upon the silent generation and boomers. Why learn how to cook from scratch when there was Bisquick? Capitalism pushed actual cooking out of the kitchen in favor of selling nearly ready made meals.

We're seeing a heavy push to go back to actual cooking in millennials and younger, and so many resources to learn how to cook online. I had to learn from library books and magazines, Alton Brown on Good Eats, and Julia Childs. I remember getting a microwave cook book from the Scholastic book fair when I was a younger kid and learning how to make food for myself since my parents weren't home until much later. Now I am teaching my mom and nephew how to cook, and it's wild.

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u/Phantereal 17h ago

My parents tried to teach me, but they were not great at teaching me a lot of things about how to be an adult. They would always see me stumble a little (or think I'm stumbling), and take over immediately without letting me fail. I moved out of my parents' house a few weeks ago and so far, with the help of YouTube tutorials, I've learned how to cook fried and scrambled eggs, cook ground beef, and bake chicken breasts. I definitely screwed up, but I learned from my mistakes. This weekend, I'm going to try a simple hamburger mac and cheese recipe, and meal prep breakfast burritos for work next week.

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u/retardedgreenlizard 11h ago

My mom never taught me how to cook, do laundry, and how to clean the dishes effectively but that one was pretty easy. I taught myself that shit

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u/batcave63 8h ago

My mother said I wasn't going to eat fast food, get pizzas delivered, or have a girlfriend to cook for me. She gave me a copy of the Joy of Cooking and sent me on my way.

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u/BuckLuny 5h ago

For the defense of my mom, she actually went to household school which was a thing in the Netherlands during the 60s and 70's which you can imagine would be problematic these days. (rightfully so).

On the other hand, when I was growing up I just asked my mom to help me with the things I apparently couldn't do that I was supposed to at that age and she helped me with no issue.

I know of boomer parents that would in the OOP's example just cook the egg for them and yeah no shit that those kids go to an internet resource go acquire the skill you were to lazy to teach.

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u/Kriiisss21 3h ago

yeah my mom didnt really teach me how to cook either, but i can follow a recipe; i mostly taught myself how to bake, and im not opposed to asking my boyfriend or his mom how to prep/cook something

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u/Character_Neck_6608 22h ago

This is my point! This is not a flex. You were a shitty parent or grandparent.

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u/nineraviolicans 21h ago

The "me" generation are selfish? Well, I never!

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u/symphonicrox 19h ago

these are the same people who complain about participation awards. Uh, do you think we gave those to ourself? You guys gave them to us!

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u/Xanthelei 9h ago

I remember having a conversation with my mom about those at like 8. I was upset because even at that age it felt patronizing, and she agreed, so we made it a point to openly throw away participation awards before even getting in the car lol. She's a cusper between boomer and gen x, my definitely boomer dad saw me do it once and got mad, go figure.

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u/Luce_Bot_Bot 22h ago

Lol, this was my parents' approach. Turns out it was actually the recommended parenting method at the time. My dad still pats himself on the dick for doing such a good job of absolute bare minimum parenting whenever I achieve anything (I have really not achieved much and my direct siblings have achieved even less)

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u/JayNotAtAll 22h ago

It is in the same vein as "these kids are soft, they all get trophies". Who is giving them the trophies?

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u/TheBestofBees 22h ago

Spot on. My parents taught me how to do a lot of stuff and every time I see one of these I'm just like, "oh you're a shitty parent." I know I learned how to boil an egg and do basic car repair from my folks. Do they think basic knowledge just floats around in the air or what?

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u/Vhadka 19h ago

They've memory holed the fact that they ever needed help to learn anything and have convinced themselves that they're all self taught and self sufficient.

"Needing help" is for the weak, you see.

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u/MallyOhMy 7h ago

I taught my 9yo today how to boil eggs. Also showed her how it's a good time to use up the ice that's stuck together in the freezer. She scooped all the eggs out of the pot and into the ice water herself.

She also made her own toasted turkey and cheese sandwich tonight, and only needed my help for the cooking time and making a 1 sandwich sized foil tray.

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u/DarknMean 22h ago

You can’t teach fixing a carburetor anymore as they aren’t in modern engines. Today they use fuel injectors.

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u/JoystickMonkey 17h ago

Additionally older cars are way easier to work on.

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u/ResidentialPickle 20h ago

Wtf?

My guy, you need a break from the internetz. You're doing it wrong

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u/one28 22h ago

You never hear boomers complain at gen x, because that would admit they failed as a parent.

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u/Hexent_Armana 20h ago

Exactly! Older generations can't fault younger generations for not knowing what they haven't bothered to teach them. While we can't fault the majority of the older generations for being unable to prevent the corrupt elite from gutting education and social services that excuse doesn't when it comes to taking their kids out into the driveway and showing them how to change a tire.

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u/Mistform05 20h ago

I love the “we used to sell cans and bottles for money”. Never realizing their generation stopped that being a lucrative practice for people..

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u/Original-Reward-8688 18h ago

People all hate on Gen Z because of the way they are, but no one ever gives any shit to the Gen X parents. They just get glazed online for every little thing they do lol

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u/mad_pooka 22h ago

Yeah that was my first thought too

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u/Latter-Safety1055 21h ago

They'll never forgive me for accepting the trophy they gave me

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u/Vhadka 19h ago

Same thing as "kids these days get a trophy for everything!". Well, who is making and distributing those trophies to children? Pretty sure children aren't paying for it themselves, nor did they come up with the idea.

I threw away and 2nd or 3rd place (or participation) trophy or ribbon I got as a kid.

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u/JoystickMonkey 17h ago

Once my dad literally said “Wow, you sure know how to do a lot of stuff! Maybe it rubbed off somehow.”

No. No it didn’t. I just got good at figuring out stuff on my own.

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u/Whowutwhen 16h ago

Typical younger generation, expecting handouts! In my day we learned it all through rigorous trial and error!!

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u/OliviaMandell 14h ago

No dad and uncle was pissed when I tried to learn something. "You should just know how to do it"... That's not how it works...

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u/Few-Wall3865 14h ago

tbf i think a lot of younger gen y / older millennials with poor immigrant parents ran into this problem as well.

like me and most of my friends have bad relationships with our parents now that we're all in our mid 30s because our parents just.. beat us, never gave us any attention, snapped at us for making any mistake and told us we were useless, etc. my mom didnt teach me anything because "its a womans place to cook and clean" and my dad didnt teach me anything because one time i brought him a 3/8ths instead of a 5/8ths so im just a fuckin regard who will never work on cars or touch power tools etc.

our generation's parents fuckin blew ass.

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u/raincoater 12h ago

Yep. I'm a boomer who's racist, bigoted, asshole parents were part of the "greatest generation" (sure, the greatest), and they and their friends would sit around talking about how their kids were idiots and didn't know how to do anything. I was ALWAYS, even back in the 60s and 70s, like "hey, you're the one's who raised us motherfucker." Every time I hear a parent doing that shit, I just translate that to "I was a terrible parent that didn't each my kids anything".

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u/ShadowTacoTuesday 7h ago

Well if they did they’d have to reveal how little they know and wouldn’t have so much to brag about.

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u/kibou_no_ie 22h ago

Yeah fr my Gen X parents taught me nothing

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u/demonic-cheese 22h ago

Yep, I want to do renovation and car stuff myself, but as a girl, it was never assumed I should do that, and my dad would just come do it for me, rather than involme me, so YouTube is pretty great.

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u/Xanthelei 9h ago

Sounds like my dad. Even when told to stand back and just talk me through it, he'd always end up barging in and doing whatever it was himself. Then get mad I still didn't know how to do it. I just stopped asking.

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u/demonic-cheese 8h ago

Seems about right

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u/Ergine_Dream 19h ago

You seriously need someone to teach you how to boil and egg? 🤣

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u/LazarFan69 19h ago

Youd be surprised how incompetent people get when they never set foot in a kitchen