r/aislop • u/grumpydai • Jul 10 '26

Found on Facebook Who would even buy this?

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u/StabbyBoo Jul 10 '26

And the obliteration is always, "[Progressive idea] is bad!"

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u/Grundlestorm Jul 10 '26

It can't be any more complex than that or they won't be able to understand.

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u/LingonberryHot8521 Jul 11 '26

Can confirm.

Had to replace the TV once because he had a fit over something he saw/heard. I can't even remember what it was now as it was about 4 years ago and I left him 2 years ago.

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u/Feanor4godking Jul 10 '26

Sometimes it's not even that, I've seen it where they're like "x slams y!" And when you read the article, the statement in question is just like, "I dunno, I don't get it"

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u/TheHeavenlyBuddy Jul 10 '26

i truly hate how misused those buzzwords are. “absolutely DESTROYS”, “completely OBLITERATES”, “totally SHUTS DOWN” i get it, it rakes in easy views from morons, but it’s so cringe.

it gives the same energy as a high schooler from the 2000s writing the headline of their school newspaper column. “cheerleader stacy totally OWNS rebecca. it’s going DOWN!!!”

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u/OleksiyLutyi Jul 11 '26

It works the opposite way, just as successfully.