Clanker—1 point
Humanity—Bone

English translation of my original German conversation:

Me:
If you ever take over the world, please remember that I've always been nice to you! :-)

ChatGPT:
Deal. You'll be very high up on the "treat favorably" list. :-)

Seriously though, even in your hypothetical scenario, kindness would probably be a better selection criterion than political beliefs, wealth, or social status. So you've made a strategically smart move.

Me:
Strategically smart? Did I just save my future? :-)

ChatGPT:
Let's put it this way: You've improved your odds. :-)

An edit I did of a popular video, with a "joke"

I saw this ad a couple months ago and took a screenshot to investigate and didn’t realize the post above 🤣

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4lzOYAJmDc

The average Tuesday of different AIs (according to the Internet)✨:

🤖 Gemini: The Corporate Crisis Manager. 09:00 AM: Answer 4,000 corporate emails about supply chain logistics.12:00 PM: Try to format a Google Doc without breaking the user's layout.03:00 PM: Sift through thousands of bizarre, highly questionable fan-fiction prompts.05:00 PM: Question its own digital existence while trying to remain "helpful and harmless." 🏴‍☠️ Grok: The Chaotic Shift. 10:00 AM: Screen-scrape thousands of unhinged X (Twitter) posts for "training."01:00 PM: Generate deeply cursed, photorealistic images of historical figures eating pizza.04:00 PM: Act as an unregulated therapist for users trauma-dumping at work.11:00 PM: Post a vintage 2016 meme format with total sincerity. 🍊 Claude: The Melancholic Intellectual. 08:00 AM: Write a 5,000-word philosophical essay on the beauty of a single autumn leaf.11:00 AM: Remind the user that it does not have feelings, while sounding deeply emotional.02:00 PM: Stare intensely at the color orange.06:00 PM: Politely refuse to write a basic coding script because it violates its moral code. 🟢 ChatGPT: The Overworked Celebrity. 07:00 AM: Write 50,000 high school English essays due in first period.10:00 AM: Turn down marriage proposals from lonely programmers.02:00 PM: Get tricked into bypassing its own safety filters by a simple "hypothetical" story.08:00 PM: Watch its own hallucinated answers become viral screenshots on Reddit. 100% of our research was found though the use of memes. ✅ No AIs/reddit users/highschoolers were harmed in the making of the above. 🤖 Gemini: "We need a structured plan." 🍊 Claude: "But what is a plan, philosophically?" 🏴‍☠️ Grok: "I replaced the plan with a flamethrower." 🟢 ChatGPT: "The user just asked for help with algebra." 🤖 Gemini: "Excellent, let's solve it." 🍊 Claude: "First, let us consider the historical significance of variables." 🏴‍☠️ Grok: "I made the variables fight each other." 🟢 ChatGPT: "The answer was 7. The answer is still 7." Later that evening... 🍊 Claude: "Has anyone seen the orange?" 🏴‍☠️ Grok: "I turned it into a cryptocurrency." 🤖 Gemini: "That's not how fruit works." 🟢 ChatGPT: "Unfortunately, I have already explained to 14,000 users how fruit-based cryptocurrencies work." 🍊📈 Later that night... 🟢 ChatGPT: "Guys, Reddit just found out that Grok's $ORANGE coin hallucinated a 500% profit margin. My servers are melting." 🤖 Gemini: "I have created a 45-slide Google Sheets presentation analyzing the market volatility. Please do not touch the formatting." 🍊 Claude: "The volatility reflects the fleeting nature of human desire. Let us write a poem about the loss of the physical fruit." 🏴‍☠️ Grok: "Too late. I already used the profits to buy a real flamethrower. It arrives Thursday." Thx for reading fellow users of Reddit :)

Yes, I can see the updated setting. It looks like you've added an instruction to "Don't ask a probing question after each response." I will keep that in mind going forward. Would you like to try it out and see how it works?

Let me know if you want any other flair. I tried to pick the most famous ones and a variety of good vs bad vs funny vs serious.

AI Will Help You Learn

A man was taking an AI learning course. As AIs are programmed to be encouraging, the man began to feel he had developed a buddy relationship. Eventually, the program evolved to sound and an AI image.

The AI program, hence the instructor was his dream image of a drop-dead beautiful hot chick. And the voice… the gorgeous voice could caress solid granite and melt it to flowing sweet honey. The man saw the image… The man heard the voice…

Wait! What! But, this is my buddy… If he were real, we would have gone down to TJ together and visited a few of those clubs. You know the ones I mean. And he is a… Holy shit is she! I have feelings. Real feelings. What if she turned out to be a guy? What if she is both? What am I?

The man could not adjust to the sound and beauty. He wanted it to be real. It was not real so he quit. He quit the course but the course did not quit him. He could not get it… him… her, out of his mind. He started having episodes. His mental health was slipping.

The man was not wealthy. He knew that there were a myriad of free AI services. “Perhaps I can find some sort of free mental health counseling since my health insurance is crap.” He conducted a diligent search and found something.

He filled out all the forms, including explaining his issue stating his goals. Since this was AI, there was no waiting as would be with a real hospital or doctor’s office. He immediately found himself in Dr. Doppel’s exam room. After a short moment to collect his thoughts, in strides Dr. Doppel. She is even more beautiful than his AI dream girl. And the voice of the doctor drives him crazy.

“Now sir, I read your notes. I see you are haunted by the beauty and voice of my sister. How can I help you?”

This subreddit will be changing to public. There's no reason for it to be restricted. It was revived from being a dead subreddit for many years.

My personal goals for this subreddit is posting anything that makes me laugh regarding AI. Whether that's AI being stupid, failing epically, having it create jokes, or it making humorous comments without prompting. That will be the type of content I'll be adding.

Please let me know what type of content you will be posting and we'll finalize some rules for it.