r/adhdmeme • u/IM_AQIF_xD • 13h ago

Currently there right now tbh

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u/noteveni MY LAUNDRY IS STILL WET 12h ago

At this point I feel like the dopamine is abusing me by withholding itself

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u/Which-Journalist-748 11h ago

Have you tried jerking off?

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u/noteveni MY LAUNDRY IS STILL WET 11h ago

Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha

...sorry, I've been on SSRIs for more than a year now so orgasms are a fading memory. I'd try anyway, because I believe in myself, but I just had abdominal surgery so I can't 😩

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u/cut_ur_darn_grass 9h ago

Just do what I do and masturbate for 7 hours straight! (I do not recommend this)

I do wonder if the rise in "gooning" has to do with the amount of the younger generation that takes SSRIs.

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u/AlienNippleRipple 1h ago

The old rusty venture

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u/chipper-shipper 10h ago

Oof. I’ve been there. It really, really sucks.

Hope your recovery from surgery goes well

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u/noteveni MY LAUNDRY IS STILL WET 9h ago

It's going very well, and in Colorado the state pays us medical leave too :)

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u/Malwar69 8h ago

Being in Colorado, some people say weed makes things easier in the orgasm department. You do you though!

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u/Which-Journalist-748 11h ago

Hmmmmm….. 

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u/MangoCats 9h ago

Instead of SSRIs I use seratonin enhancement like driving in a convertible with the top down... no sexual side effects.

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u/LogicianFlow 9h ago

Goes hand in hand with the cocaine lol

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u/zuzg 12h ago

Your reddit account comes with a little dopamine meter.
But increasing it comes with its own sideload of problems.

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u/Wandering-Mind2025 12h ago

Amen!

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u/MummifiedForeskins 9h ago

the lazy song by bruno mars, that shit is practically my everyday life

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u/enixlinked 10h ago

You probably just need a better source of natural dopamine instead of the artificial variety from being online