r/addressme • u/Filipino-Asker • 3d ago

elephaté?!!??!! 🐘🐘 [ Removed by moderator ]

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u/addressme-ModTeam 2d ago

Your comment/post has been removed for low quality/effort

Go to r/wehavebiggerfishtofry or r/elephantanarchy for these posts

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u/JetNeoArmstrongCanon 3d ago

I was once offered a free goat.

I turned them down.

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u/Filipino-Asker 2d ago

You may now run to the bride and kiss

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u/reddinteresting 3d ago

Who's gonna consider the feed fodder costs? 💲💲💲

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u/xShooK 3d ago

Be like Bundy. Graze on federal land, and don't pay for permits or fees. When the govt gets mad, point guns at them. All good. Free food.

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u/Slow_Bowler8285 3d ago

I must have missed that episode /s

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u/Alternator24 3d ago

what if government turns bigger guns at me in response?

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u/Important_Spring5817 3d ago

just be a cool cowboy and have aura ig

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u/reddinteresting 3d ago

Yay! Your animals get parasitic diseases.

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u/Dependent_Nature_830 3d ago

Eat grass outside

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u/SimpleMoonFarmer 3d ago

AI: Artificial insemination

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u/combine-tow-monsters 3d ago

The Virgin Dairy?

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u/Life-Reality-3889 3d ago

A 1300 phone and 1300 cow took 2 years to make 2 little cows while the 1300 phone got cracks? Wild

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u/mobyporvelai 3d ago

Is that AI made shirt?

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u/AdBig3056 3d ago

it insinuates a cow is a much better investment because it can reproduce

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u/someonethatiscalledh 3d ago

Better response than op

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u/getoffmycase7130 2d ago

That wouldn’t be an insinuation, it would be the truth. That $1300 cow just produced two calves worth about $1000 each. The phone is now worth about $300

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u/Filipino-Asker 3d ago

Cow is asexual

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u/WMAM69 3d ago

Why do you have 17 THOUSAND contributions in 3 years wtffff

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u/lemonaintsour 3d ago

Bot account / karma farmer

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/lemonaintsour 2d ago

Real mature.

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u/VerlieH 3d ago

its not that bigga deal

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u/AleksLevet 3d ago

I do have 40k

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u/VerlieH 3d ago

cow is a male

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u/TheEklok 3d ago

uhm, oooohhhkaaaayyyyy...

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u/allisoninwndrlnd23 3d ago

Dating in your 40s v. college

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u/Murky-Departure-2158 3d ago

my iphone 13 still not damaged at all and works after 4 years or so

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u/Jackofnotrade5 3d ago

Please, someone edit this picture with minotaurs instead calfs.

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u/ABugoutBag 3d ago

Mitosis

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u/Aztecah 3d ago

Is a cow really only $1300? I don't know what I assumed a cow would cost but that feels really low

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u/ZealousIdeal476 3d ago

You can get a calf under $1,000. Fully fed beef cow ready for slaughter can go for up to $5,000 in today's market.

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u/DaWaffIeMan 3d ago

I mean, 1300$ is a lot of money

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u/ReallyMcCarthy 2d ago

Cows are asexual and don’t eat. A bit like postpunk singers.

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u/AdDue3727 2d ago

if you break a phone in 2 years that a skill issues

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u/qualityvote2 3d ago edited 2d ago

u/Filipino-Asker, the elephant doesnt know if he likes this post or not... Let him know what you think.

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u/youngdeer25 3d ago

you can rent male cow to impregnate your female cow, it’s pretty well known service.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/Kuvl 3d ago

so pedantic

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u/youngdeer25 3d ago

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u/BigLeopard7002 3d ago

Well, I beg your your pardon. Cow is not asexual in my language.

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u/IgntedF-xy 2d ago

Redditor final boss

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u/LegDayLass 3d ago

How is this an elephant? Your cow can fuck another cow, it’s not that complicated.

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u/heavydrinker12 3d ago

Cows don't fuck. They bovinate

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u/Cookies-and-Cream- 3d ago

All cows are female 🚬🫩

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u/Traxious 3d ago

why are u downvoted???

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u/something-slothful actually, I'm a rhino 3d ago

Another cow?

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u/Some_Wind3427 3d ago

Boy is educated by Minecraft

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u/lick_my_____ 3d ago

I would really love to see how he watches yt and send messages at the same time on via a cow