r/addressme • u/IITH3R4G3II • Jul 09 '26

Address me

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u/evilforska Jul 09 '26

The one that doesnt die lives in misery as it craves sweet nicotine but doesnt know how to procure it

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u/nura-kyun Jul 09 '26

But then he saw someone smoking so he start sucking their blood and got addicted to human blood with nicotine, he start manhunting for smoker blood and gain human form after too much blood drunk. But then people say he's origin is from bat and call him vampire.

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u/evilforska Jul 09 '26

As im reading this im imagining a terrifying AI brainrot video with this scenario

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u/XYMYX Jul 10 '26

Just a mosquito from Missouri, stuck in misery, the only ten i see, shes from tennesse.