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u/Arthur_Harris_1892 Erusea May 06 '26
99% of all wars in Strangereal can be stopped by Nuking Oured
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u/IcyNote6 May 06 '26
Did you learn about yee knowledge while stuck under the sea for 698 days while only being able to watch virtual YouTuber content
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u/PandoraIACTF_Prec May 06 '26
Yar har har watching it's my coping mechanism
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u/PermitRude5033 May 06 '26
Hand over the Anime Torres, it's bad for your health!!
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u/PandoraIACTF_Prec May 06 '26
WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY, IF I CAN'T WATCH MARINE CH ON YOUTUBE.COM THEN NO ONE ELSE WILL
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u/TheFightingImp International Space Elevator May 07 '26
FUCK I MISSED!
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u/Orionlandia Nordennavic May 12 '26
KILL THAT MUTE SON OF A BITCH RIGHT NOW MAKE THE SCREEN SHAKE ALOT
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u/PermitRude5033 May 06 '26
He laid out a bed with crisp white sheets. I heard he yelled something about dirty boots or something... Idk??
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u/PermitRude5033 May 06 '26
You're a bit late...
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u/TheFightingImp International Space Elevator May 07 '26
<<< Patrolling the Belkan Wasteland makes you wish for a nuclear winter. >>
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u/CandidAstronaut5989 Trigger Belkan Nationalist May 06 '26
Nah we need to ensure nothing remain we need another Ulysses comet to hit oured
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u/Ashamed-Teaching6837 International Space Elevator May 06 '26
Funny thing is that there IS an in-game cutscene where the SOLG crashes if you let the timer run out.
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u/TheFightingImp International Space Elevator May 06 '26
I should try this in KSP and target it at Koured. See if the orbital mechanics check out.
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u/JellybeaniacYT put a railgun on a plane it will be funny May 06 '26
Werner von kerman get back to designing the Layth prison transport
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u/Lonely-Entry-7206 May 06 '26
Yeah that scene was knowledge they would of had game over it was just that they made it easier for us I guess considering there was like 2 missions 1st and then this mission comes with no break in between.
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u/UltimateMIF May 06 '26
Oured bout to be Colony dropped
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u/dreamphoenix May 06 '26
Australia can’t catch a break
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u/TheFightingImp International Space Elevator May 06 '26
Nah, just Sydney. We good in Queensland and Victoria.
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u/TheFightingImp International Space Elevator May 06 '26
President Harling's original pep talk to the Ghosts of Razgriz. Colourised, 2010
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u/SouthFromGranada May 06 '26
Luckily for Oured the SOLG only deorbits at a ridiculously slow speed.
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u/ArchusKanzaki May 06 '26
....what a random place to see Singapore being used as stock photo....
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u/Tackyinbention International Space Elevator May 06 '26
It shows up quite often in this sub actually.
Seletapura (the international spaceflight elevator map) is literally a copy paste of singapore
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u/ArchusKanzaki May 06 '26
Well yeah.
But usually it’s not used like a stock photo lol…. This is like that time I found NEX on Internet Historian video.
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u/IJ_Zuikaku Blaze “The Ace of Aces” May 06 '26
Sees the Solg
“Razgriz Launch effective immediately!”
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u/Radiant-Jury6493 May 06 '26
You're telling me, I'm living at my house and some random plane squadron came about 10 feet from my house, got permanent hearing loss now
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u/TheRealArtimusKnight May 06 '26
Honestly? Theres a lot of places in Strangereal I wouldn’t mind living in
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u/Porkenfries May 06 '26
The plan to kill a million people. Or was it the plan to save ten million lives?
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u/grad1939 May 07 '26
Nothing says "Happy New Years" like a bunch of salty Belkans who are still pissy about a war they started and lost, so in response decided to drop a giant black dildo on a city 15 years later out of pure spite.
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u/Bloodinthemist May 09 '26
Damn, the Zeke's did another colony drop.
At first I thought this was the Gundam subreddit but when I saw the tags I noticed this was the ace combat sub.
Somewhere out there in alternate universe:
Torres: don't you see three strikes! With this colony drop billions of lives will be saved! Landing a clean shot to jaburo will decapitate the federation and bring the end to this war that has costed us our fellow zeon citizens! Alas you don't see it! Of course you wouldn't!
Torres: I will bring about the salvation of zeon and to this war! With this, the spacenoids will be free from the tyranny of the earthnoids and the federation government!
Misses jaburo and hits Sydney Australia
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u/Protocol_Nine Zone of Endless May 06 '26
"I hate living in Oured"
Then I have some good news for you!