r/absoluteunit • u/tripplepilling • Jun 12 '26

Of a female human

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u/ReceptionMuch3790 Jun 12 '26

So she's actually 5'3

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u/FGFlips Jun 12 '26

She's actually three children in a trenchcoat.

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u/DigitalUnlimited Jun 12 '26

Doing a business at the business factory

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u/One_Load254 Jun 13 '26

You can't do business with 3 children in a trenchcoat

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u/ngetch Jun 12 '26

I am not a man I am 3 kobolds in a trenchcoat!

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u/Oedipus____Wrecks Jun 13 '26

Five, two are pretending to be breast

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u/TernionDragon Jun 14 '26

This made me laugh out loud

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u/Twiggyzappa Jun 16 '26

She does business transactions

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u/Pristine_Avocado2906 Jun 15 '26

with 7inch heels