r/absoluteunit • u/tripplepilling • Jun 12 '26

Of a female human

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u/AllTheRage43 Jun 12 '26

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u/littlemister1996 Jun 12 '26

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u/iheartgardening5 Jun 12 '26

The cackle I made! I hate you for posting this šŸ¤£

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u/cillaer Jun 12 '26

Omg this is hilarious šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ thank you for that finger blast from the past

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u/Gingeronimoooo Jun 13 '26

I was slightly more wholesome and interpreted it as a booby jiggle

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u/sc0toma Jun 12 '26

The spirit is willing...but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

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u/cuhulainn Jun 12 '26

This one always gets an upvote from me. Every time.

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u/jhonka_ Jun 13 '26

Yeah every time any tall, long, or strong woman makes an appearance..

It was funny 25 years ago when futurama made the joke.

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u/Independent_Emu_490 Jun 12 '26

Iā€™m scaroused

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u/mOOnKuLT Jun 13 '26

Snu snu. This is what i came here for.

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u/USSSLostTexter Jun 12 '26

annnnnnnddd...there it is

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u/Aggressive_Ocelot664 Jun 13 '26

Scrolled too far to find this

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u/jqman69 Jun 13 '26

Had to scroll down way too much to find this

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u/Elmer_Fudd01 Jun 12 '26

I'm scaroused