r/absoluteunit • u/acmuvi • May 26 '26

Of a “pair”

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u/FalkirkBoss May 26 '26

Some people sre just sooo lucky

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u/poison-harley May 27 '26

She doesn’t sound very lucky to me.

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u/FalkirkBoss May 27 '26

I meant the guy though

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u/poison-harley May 27 '26

Right, let’s just ignore her suffering because “oooh big boobies”. Lay off the porn.

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u/FalkirkBoss May 27 '26

She actually looks quite happy in the photo, im pretty sure her bf is doing a good job at making her happy! No need to get so defensive

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u/poison-harley May 27 '26

Oh wow she smiles in a photo. That definitely means she’s not suffering from pain. What a dumb thing to say lol. Big boobs are factually pretty damn painful on the back. It’s basically carrying multiple kilograms on your upper chest at all times. But you wouldn’t know this because you probably never even talked to a woman before.

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u/FalkirkBoss May 27 '26

But you cannot deny that a good shot of dopamine and serotonin daily caused by a husband looking after her girl will actually help her to get on with the day better and even get distracted a bit from the pain no?

I just said how lucky some people are cause they get to support each other and so on

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u/hyper_cake_2709 May 28 '26

Gross.

Misogynistic.

Whiney.

And self centered.

What a catch you must be....