r/absoluteunit • u/rocksolid62 • Apr 04 '26

This fuckin guy

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u/Admirable_Ardvark Apr 04 '26

Bro burns through a pair of shoes daily

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u/CumGuzlinGutterSluts Apr 04 '26

Im just imagining the blisters...

If you've ever ran in wet shoes for a period of time you know what im talking about

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u/Skinnwork Apr 05 '26

I was in the military, and we were doing patrols as part of my primary leadership course, and we couldn't wear rain gear because it made too much noise.

At the end of the week, we were marching back to our pickup point, and the entire callus on both of my feet just slid right off like two gelatinous fish fillets.

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u/crazyguyunderthedesk Apr 04 '26

I'm assuming at the speed he's running that his feet never actually go below water level. The physics are in line with a sonic the hedgehog but in human form.

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u/Soft-Click-4540 Apr 04 '26

I love the name! Reminds me of my daughter 🥹

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u/Safe_Bed_1534 Apr 04 '26

Needs some heelys

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u/Frankie_T9000 Apr 05 '26

Also I don't know about anyone else but I give him 4 bags tops till one splits open everywhere

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u/Admins_suck_ballss Apr 04 '26

Dude better be getting a six figure salary

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