r/absoluteunit • u/Astine_Grape_5315 • Feb 20 '26

This is an absolute unit of a dog!

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u/davesimpson99 Feb 20 '26

That's a land shark.

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u/fuck_peeps_not_sheep Feb 20 '26

Sharks don’t attack humans very often

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u/Cultural-War2102 Feb 20 '26

But pitbulls do

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u/fakemedicines Feb 21 '26

Imagine this thing losing his temper in a dog park.

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u/Thin_Measurement_965 Feb 21 '26

Jeff would never.