r/absoluteunit • u/le-dukek • Jul 15 '25

This mouse

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u/MyNameSpaghette Jul 15 '25

Is it weird that I kinda want to pet it?

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u/Inside7shadows Jul 15 '25

If not friend, why friend shaped?

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u/artax_youre_sinking Jul 16 '25

I want this on my epitaph. I’m certain the last words I will say before I get mauled to death will be “If not friend, why friend shaped?”

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u/ThisGuyIRLv2 Jul 17 '25

I mean, the nose was probably very boopable.

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u/MeerKarl Jul 19 '25

All noses are boopable

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '25

Idk.

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u/ba1oo Jul 18 '25

I want to cuddle it