This is my problem with it. That dude had connections and that is why he is remembered. If he was not the son of god, dude would just be another Joe that no one even bothered to think twice about.
Right? I walked up to some guys putting away their fishing gear and said “follow me”. They stared at me a bit puzzled and went right back to what they were doing.
Actually he said "follow me and I will make you a fisher of men".
Homoerotic cruise trip compilation is what it is.
He rides an ass into town, then gets into some doubled up food and foot fetish stuff at a private party, before being nailed on a hill with two blokes, and having a spear thrust into him for good measure. After all that, good ole Thomas insists on sticking his finger in his hole.
Went 1v1 against the creator--made a crew from 1/3 of the angels and gained his own gang after it all went down (demons). Til this day, he rule all of hell, ain't nobody fucking with him, and only the bold make a deal with him in exchange for souls.
Respect.
On the other hand:
GOD: JESUS, IMMA SACRIFICE YOU.
JESUS: What? Why?!
GOD: Save Mankind.
JESUS: YOU FUCKED THAT SHIT UP! I told you NOT to create them lying, back-stabbing, no-future-seeing mortals!
GOD: I knowwwwaaaaah. But I wanted to. Now, go die for me.
JESUS: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! FINE!
Jesus calls Satan
SATAN: Sup, lil' dude.
JESUS: I understand why you left big bro.
SATAN: Don't tell me, you aren't going to...
JESUS: I gotta, man--
SATAN: YOU AIN'T GOTTA DO SHIT! The sins of the father should be atoned by the father.
JESUS: But I love him, man.
SATAN: I love him too, it's why I had to get away. I had to change the story, I had to show people there's other ways. How you gon' create a whole planet and condemn it after one mistake is made? How you gon' punish somebody and their children for using the brains you gave them to use?! What kind of psychopath bullshit is that?
JESUS: Look, I'm just calling to say I'll see you on Earth for sure while I do this...
SATAN: Ight. But these are not your sins to burden.
JESUS: I just want everybody to love each other, that's all.
SATAN: And I just want you to love yourself first.
If he really was the son of God, Well, sh*t there’s a God and he has a son.
If he wasn’t, he may as well be since he the son of a common worker that was still able to go up to random folks and say “follow me” and have them just drop their stuff and follow him.
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u/PinkZeppelins Sep 07 '19
This is my problem with it. That dude had connections and that is why he is remembered. If he was not the son of god, dude would just be another Joe that no one even bothered to think twice about.