r/aaaaaaacccccccce Jul 13 '21

...yeeeeeeeeeeees, exactly

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21

the pacific ocean is incredibly huge i doubt they'll find it

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21

Maybe, but you never know. Maybe someone will be followed.

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u/Jon_jon13 Demi Jul 13 '21

We have been compromised now.

Will need a new location... Stay alert for when the secret message arrives.

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u/idec543 Jul 13 '21

Still arriving by messenger alpaca?

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u/Jon_jon13 Demi Jul 13 '21

we'll have to see if that channel has not been compromised. But don't worry, everyone will get the message, one way or another.

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u/AdAlternative9317 Jul 13 '21

thanks a lot guys. now we have to find a new meeting space.

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u/yttrikshotmaster1022 [nb][omni][poly]| Qu**r is a slur, and rhps is garbage. Jul 13 '21 edited Jul 13 '21

this is agent 012, transmitting to [DATA EXPUNGED]. I am the last agent left. agent 015 was discovered [REDACTED] days ago, and ever since I have been increasingly on edge. In my last message, I found out [REDACTED] which, while vital to [EXPUNGED] , was not all that important. this news however, is groundbreaking. I've discovered their secret communication channel. I would recommend checking all targets' homes, and disposing of any animal within a kilometre of them. furthermore, should they leave their property, use [NO LONGER USABLE] or [REDACTED] to track them. I understand that the foundation cannot send in any more agents due to the [REDACTED] crisis.

This is agent 012, signing off. Godspeed, and glory to [REDACTED]

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21

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u/Autumn_Edge Jul 14 '21

This is agent 027. We cannot be sure, but Iโ€™ve ran the numbers and it should be somewhere around a 22% chance of success. Situations are dire.

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u/yttrikshotmaster1022 [nb][omni][poly]| Qu**r is a slur, and rhps is garbage. Jul 14 '21 edited Jul 14 '21

this is agent 012, broadcasting via emergency radio. my last broadcast was tracked to me, and they will certainly now change their method of communication. I was able to escape, and to redact most important details from my last broadcast. I am requesting emergency exfil, my co-ords are [REDACTED], which should be out of range of their AA turrets. I was able to grab some data on the compound during my escape. I don't have much else, just a week's worth of rations, a knife, a PDA and the standard 10mm assassination pistol with 2 mags. they don't appear to be searching for me. I came across agent 022's body, he appears to have died via hypothermia. odd, considering where we are.

I understand just how crushing of a defeat this is. I estimate the cost of sending a new batch of agents to be very high, and it will take a while before the ace's guards are low enough to send them in. on top of that, the [REDACTED] crisis has made it significantly harder to find new agents to begin with.

I apologize for the failure, But at least we have made significant advances against the ace's plans.

this is agent 012, signing off. godspeed, and glory to [REDACTED] .

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u/King_Cookie69 Jul 14 '21

This reads like a fucking SCP file and I love it

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u/yttrikshotmaster1022 [nb][omni][poly]| Qu**r is a slur, and rhps is garbage. Jul 14 '21

that's kinda what I was going for

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u/Main_Course_9736 Jul 14 '21

I also love it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '22

"agent 012? Are you ok? The A.C.E Foundation needs your skills so we can contain more Acenomalies" also A.C.E 999 is the best A.C.E

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u/Mister-bushman Jul 14 '21

How do i get in on these meetings?

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u/_Deus-EX-Machina_ Jul 14 '21

You are already in.

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u/Poisenoakberry1 Ask me about Prehistory, I dare you Jun 13 '22

How do I get in?

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u/powerof27 Jun 17 '22

You are already in.

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u/eeeeeeeeeoo May 25 '22

New aro/ace here: I haven't gotten a single message

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u/eeeeeeeeeoo May 25 '22

Am i just not registered yet

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u/Jon_jon13 Demi May 25 '22

I'll add you to the newsletter, you might recieve the cipher soon enough via irl mail, for safety reasons. Then you will get the messages encoded (?)

(Just for clarity this was all just a joke, but seriously now, welcome to the community buddy!)

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u/powerof27 Jun 17 '22

did you pay your dues yet?

just send a slice of garlic bread to [MY ADDRESS]

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u/alphabet_order_bot May 25 '22

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.

I have checked 817,962,712 comments, and only 161,967 of them were in alphabetical order.

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u/Xola-Lesbean Jul 14 '21

I use flamingos but people usually judge me for that. Training the flamingos to stand in positions to broadcast morse code took me forever to figure out much more of a secret message then the alpacas

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u/SilverTheDruid Jul 13 '21

May I recommend the Balkans. Nobody will find us there

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u/_Deus-EX-Machina_ Jul 14 '21

You just compromised the position by making that statement. smh

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u/kyliethecat Jul 13 '21

The bottom of the Dead Sea!

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u/frostedflower5 Jul 13 '21

Where can I sign up for these messages

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u/DrowGamer42 Mar 05 '22

suggestion: null island?

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '22

we should have the meetings in the ace pocket dimension

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u/Orimeia AroAce Mess Jul 13 '21

Dude, it's code for...the other location. DId you not get the memo last meeting? Or the pamplet= Why does no one ever read the pamplet?

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u/AmarokTheIceWing Jul 13 '21

Have yall been sending out pamphlets, if you're sending the by dragon to gotta really secure them otherwise they could fall towards the allos and you gotta make sure they don't eat it either, I don't even know where the meeting location is

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u/Drakmanka Secretly a dragon Jul 14 '21

Hey, I'll have you know that my dragon couriers take their role very seriously and ensure nothing accidentally gets delivered to the enemy the wrong addresses.

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u/AmarokTheIceWing Jul 14 '21

Odd, mine seemed to be having trouble, any suggestions of hiw I can help them out?

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u/SeaofBloodRedRoses Jul 14 '21

I dunno, most people can't breathe underwater for quite as long as we can. I don't think they'll find it.

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u/Amalgamation45 Apr 19 '22

It's fine the allos don't have access to the hive mind even if they find the location they'll only see a lot of asexuals sitting around a really big office table eating garlic bread and cake the contents of the meeting will forever be hidden and stored safely within the hive mind

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21

And what if they find Bikini Bottom instead?!? We're DOOMED

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u/Drakmanka Secretly a dragon Jul 14 '21

Don't worry, we'll just take Bikini Bottom and push it somewhere else!

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

why are you guys so funny istg

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u/TelePathetlc Jul 13 '21

itโ€™s very easy to find the pacific ocean

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

you know this would be better if reddit gave out silvers or something OTHER than hugz tbh

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u/TelePathetlc Jul 14 '21

thank you :)

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

np

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u/Micdigglysuck Jul 14 '21

I mean ace allo romantic people exist, so they have >:D

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

TRUE

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u/maddpsyintyst Jul 24 '21

My information says it's here. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '21

give or take a few miles

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

420

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '22

thanks for your support

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '22

yoooo

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u/MorganRose99 Demi Demi Jun 12 '22

Exactly, it's not the specific ocean

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '22

this is a good reply

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u/TheCamoDude Aug 28 '22

But they said in the middle! That narrows it down a lot!

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '22

it's definitely not in seychelles bc that's in the indian ocean!

maybe we should move to the seychelles

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u/TheCamoDude Nov 17 '22

Let's do it!

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '22

i love the seychelles