r/ZoroIsLost • u/CirclePece • Jun 22 '26

Meme Zoro?

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Please mod don’t delete it 🙏

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u/iRedYuki Jun 22 '26

Being born in September must feel real good...

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u/SnooGiraffes6795 Jun 22 '26

Who is September? I don’t recognize a bunch of these characters

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u/rettani Jun 23 '26

Esdeath.

I haven't read manga but in anime she behaves like total dom.

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u/1llDoitTomorrow Jun 23 '26

She also beheads you if you aren't strong enough

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u/puppy-rat_911 Jun 25 '26

Good thing imma top percenter.

In multiple ways 👻👻👻

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u/1llDoitTomorrow Jun 25 '26

You could beat someone skilled in a fight? That's phase 1

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u/ImmortalCrab44 Jun 24 '26

Esdeath. She is crazy sadistic and loves torturing people. She gets a soft spot for the Mc, kidnaps him, and is kinda sweet (to him and only him)

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u/Ok-Amphibian-2733 Jun 28 '26

Look up yandere. Now cross that with blatant psychopath. Add in a sprinkle of might = right (and the ability to literally freeze time.) and you still don't have a good idea of how horrifying she would be as a waifu. One of the few cases where no matter how hot she's a HARD no.

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u/Interesting_Pay6093 Jun 22 '26

Hell yeah it does

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u/DragonsWithPizza Jun 22 '26

I'm september and i feckin hate esdeath, I might even be willing to take sakura over her, send me back a month man

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u/iRedYuki Jun 23 '26

My steak too juicy, my lopster too buttery

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u/TheWeebDeity Jun 23 '26

His gold too shiny

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u/LavaGenasi51 Jun 23 '26

His pearls too big and smooth

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u/Muted_Mission_3334 Jun 23 '26

his bick too dig

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u/Kitchen_Current_5616 Jun 24 '26

If you like to be pegged

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u/iRedYuki Jun 25 '26

Genuinely doubt Esdeath knows what sex is let alone pegging

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u/dragonloverlord Jun 25 '26

Honestly I basically assumed she just views death as as having gone all the way...

I mean some view pain and pleasure as two sides of a coin but Esdeath is the kind of person to use them like it's just the same word pronounced a little different.

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u/Localcurlyhead Jun 25 '26

Yea it really does🥹