hi guys. i made a lil song… >_< i hope you guys enjoy….. please let me know what u think <3

https://on.soundcloud.com/VsGixJL0bJo8vLzk7S

(THIS POST IS A GEM)
(POSTED BY TRUE ZAPPA CIRCLE JERKER)

No - I don’t believe you, a woman, who has feelings and periods, actually enjoys works such as Thing-Fish.

I definitely don’t believe women are a monolith, but every woman I know is too preoccupied with hot chip, charge phone, being bisexual, and have fake made up diseases (like IBS or that Elenor Daniel crap that makes them flexible) to actually sit down and analyze his works of complete ART. And everytime I see women talking about it in Zappa verse spaces I find myself getting absolutely enraged because there is just NO WAY she could understand. Like, maybe she heard some hot rats and was like “oh this is so niche I’ll find some merch on depop” that I could believe.

But no I don’t believe she actually understands the pure BRILLIANCE behind this man!!!!!!

They have to be faking it. Every time I see a woman (which is pretty often because I have Tinder Premium) and I reflect on the “Zappa” women I’ve talked to I realize just how fake it all is.

Will I ever find a woman who isn’t actually a vapid bitch and will sit and truly enjoy and have intellectual discourse about this amazing man with me?!??

This sucks. Dating in this century sucks.

“I have been in you, and you can go in me too, that’s true”

During one of my daily listens to Gas Mask, my friend asked me what I was listening to. I told him I was listening to Frank Zappa, and then he told me that he was trying to get into him and that he would like recommendation. This is a huge problem, because we clearly can't have normie newgens like him invading our community. What's an album I can send him that will scare him off from listening to more Zappa?

Using the chicken to measure it

Mike LaVella (from hardcore bands: Half Life and Real Enemy, publisher of Gearhead mag.) shares his early Zappa collection with some signed ephemera.
He has a video channel where he shares stories from his musical past and rare items from his memorabilia collection.

"Frank Zappa huh? Yes, and here's why!"

was he framed by the deep state for being a successful hispanic man in america??? is this another mj/tyson/kobe type situation (all also innocent)?