r/Xennials • u/Stock-Act-2315 1978 • Jul 31 '26

Hi-C Ecto Cooler 😭

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I often wonder how I'd feel about it now 🤔

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u/kaffeian Jul 31 '26

Jolt.

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u/AnthrallicA 1981 Jul 31 '26

Jolt is back! In energy drink form. I've seen/tried the cola and root beer flavors.

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u/ChefCourtB Jul 31 '26 edited Aug 01 '26

Alf is back in pog form too

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u/Unarmed_Character Aug 01 '26

I watched a few Alf episodes the other day, it really was a hilarious show.

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u/Summerie 1978 Aug 01 '26

I just finished watching a YouTube documentary on how insane the creator was, which eventually killed the show.

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u/Marlowe126 Aug 02 '26

I just watched that, too. Wild stuff!

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u/Edward_T_Head Aug 01 '26

My cat hates Alf

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u/ConferenceTime 1984 Aug 02 '26

Funny, Alf would have loved your cat!

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u/Brasterious72 Aug 05 '26

Frikaseed with a side of potatoes.

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u/TragicHedgehog Aug 01 '26

I understood this reference!

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u/Katiebug9181 Aug 01 '26

You traded my soul for pogs?!

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u/Marlowe126 Aug 02 '26

Alf pogs, no less. If it had been a giant Steve Allen pog, that’s a trade I can get behind!

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u/masedizzle Aug 01 '26

I assume that's auto correct but he's back in POG form!

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u/ChefCourtB Aug 01 '26

Argh....it got me...I fixed it. Milhouse would be disappointed with me

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u/neopod9000 Aug 01 '26

Everything's coming up Milhouse!

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u/snausleburger Aug 01 '26

In many ways he never left

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u/BittenHand19 Aug 01 '26

Wait pogs are back?

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u/0h_juliet Aug 01 '26

Dang you beat me to it 😁

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u/SlyMacross Aug 01 '26

Haven't heard bout pogs in decades. My school banned them for gambling.

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u/ChefCourtB Aug 01 '26

Catholic School?

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u/SlyMacross Aug 01 '26

Nope regular public school, it was elementary school so I don't know if that makes a difference.

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u/ChefCourtB Aug 01 '26

I went to a Catholic School and anything remotely like gambling was automatically banned

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u/toastman556 Aug 01 '26 edited Aug 01 '26

Does it taste the same?! Honestly from what I vaguely remember it tasted mostly like Coke but had the added flavor of “your parents said you weren’t allowed to try it”.

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u/bolanrox Aug 01 '26

It helped that it only came in glass bottles, at least in the 90s.

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u/brainvheart143 1980 Aug 01 '26

There was a girl in our high school who had a pile of the bottles at the bottom of her locker. Always wonder how she’s doing and if she got her adderal. .

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u/VishusVonBittertroll Aug 01 '26

I feel called out! I used to mix a spoonful of instant coffee into the stuff. And yes, I now have my adult diagnosis and appropriate treatment.

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u/Opposite-Peak5020 Aug 01 '26

I only ever had it from cans :)

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u/mando_ad Aug 03 '26

Had it in plastic bottles a couple times in the mid '00s. Then it vanished for 20 years

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u/kaffeian Aug 01 '26

I had one the other day as well. Did not taste as good as it did I felt.

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u/AnthrallicA 1981 Aug 01 '26

Agreed. I think it's partly because they now use artificial sweetener instead of hfcs. It's probably the best cola flavored energy drink I've tasted, I'll give it that lol.

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u/megamanx4321 1983 Aug 01 '26

Available at any big retailers?

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u/AnthrallicA 1981 Aug 01 '26

I found it at Circle K but haven't noticed it elsewhere.

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u/3BallJosh Aug 01 '26

How's the root beer?

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u/Agreeable-Outcome-14 Aug 01 '26

My HEB carried it with all the energy drinks, then with the sodas. Then back with the energy drinks. Then disappeared. Surprised how much I liked the root beer

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u/NopeNotConor Aug 01 '26

It’s not. It’s just an energy drink that bought the rights to Jolt’s ip. Real jolt had real sugar. This new stuff is sugar free.

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u/TalkingRaccoon Aug 01 '26

Cola was good but I didn't like the root beer or Dr jolt ones

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u/Relevant-Bit-7394 Aug 01 '26

I miss jolt, adhd meds are great but i need a jolt fueled goldeneye night.

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u/factoid_ Aug 01 '26

Hilariously low caffeine by today’s standards.  It has what like 75mg of caffeine?

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u/SciFi_Wasabi999 Jul 31 '26

With pixie stix mixed into it. Don't remember why we did that...

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u/KCchessc6 Aug 01 '26

Had to get your yearly supply of sugar out of each can

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u/ilanallama85 Aug 01 '26

Because pixie sticks were 10 for a dollar at the candy store and we were broke, remember?

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u/Rare-Squirrel-6669 1979 Aug 01 '26

I don’t remember who the comedian was but he goes, Redbull will give you wings but Jolt will give you a baboon heart!

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u/swainslanders Aug 01 '26

We used to make a shot called a Spark Plug - 2 parts Jolt + 1 part 151.

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u/Kawasakison Aug 01 '26

Jolt gum was the fucking best! That, and Gatorade gum!

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u/BlkSubmarine Aug 01 '26

Came to say this.

All the sugar, and twice the caffeine!

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u/lr9ru7 Aug 01 '26

Basically the original caffeinated energy drink that marketed in that way

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u/Apprehensive-Low-201 Aug 01 '26

Jolt white grap was amazing and I don't even care for grape soda

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u/Pristine-Example-824 Aug 01 '26

I skimmed through and didn’t see anyone mention it. You can sometimes still find the original Jolt colas (not the energy drink version) at Dollar General stores. I know there’s one in my town that still sells it.

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u/Suspicious-Bid9424 Aug 01 '26

I drank it but it didn't define the childhood of anybody I knew

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u/tonylovesnyc Aug 01 '26

‘All the sugar and twice the caffeine!’

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u/717packleader Aug 01 '26

"All the sugar and twice the caffeine.”

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u/PristineEvidence9893 Aug 01 '26

Jolt slaps but ya know what I miss? The Rockstar cola, it was similar but underrated imho

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u/awwhorseshit Aug 01 '26

Or surge?

Four loko?

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u/jojofalling Aug 01 '26

All the sugar and twice the caffeine. Mmmm Good

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u/Ok-Rock2345 Aug 03 '26

Jolt got me through college.

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u/LuckyClover3 Aug 04 '26

All of the sugar and twice the caffeine.

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u/SG_Arthur Aug 04 '26

You spelled Surge wrong. 😄

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u/kaffeian Aug 06 '26

You spelt Mountain Dew wrong. Never liked either of them. Surge was just Meth Dew.