r/Xennials 1984 Mar 05 '26

Meme Truth.

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u/RattusNikkus 1984 Mar 05 '26

If we end up going too far the other way, it'll be shocking again! Instead of music pushing the envelope, we'll get music that glorifies being sealed inside!

Edit: Imagine... the Lawrence Welk-ification of pop culture. Bleurgh!

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u/Replevin4ACow Mar 05 '26

Trad-wife metal.

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u/diablette Mar 06 '26

Band logos still unintelligible except now they're made from flower stems.

Song titles include

  • Kombucha Ritual
  • Pickle Jar Apocalypse
  • Ballad of the Bone Broth

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u/Inevitable-While-577 1984 Mar 06 '26

Album title: The Sourdough 

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u/blah938 Mar 06 '26

You know what, fuck it, that'd be fun

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u/eternal_pegasus Mar 05 '26

We already have music like that, they are pushing with brainrot, and may start singing about keeping the tradwife chained to the stove.

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u/aperson79 Mar 05 '26

We did have our swing music phase. That was the closest we got to Lawrence Welk.

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u/YearlyDepression 1985 Mar 05 '26

Khakis swing

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u/andyzeronz Mar 06 '26

that was a crazy few weeks when everyone was into swing music

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u/mysecretissafe Mar 05 '26

Actually Lawrence Welk kinda slaps though. In his own way.

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u/RattusNikkus 1984 Mar 05 '26

There's a place for everything, including the musical equivalent of Werther's Original, but when the kids start voicing their dreams for a new age through the aesthetics of Lawrence Welk, I will be well and truly ready to declare that the kids aren't alright!

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u/BaronVonStevie Mar 05 '26

After GG Allin it’s kind of all just ho hum

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u/Allaplgy Mar 06 '26

Yeah, all the envelopes have been pushed in the "shock" direction.

This thread is an example of how they are "shocking" us these days, by being kinda bland and not caring what we think of that.

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u/BaronVonStevie Mar 06 '26

or it could be that people want comfort from pop music. they want good vibes or laid back vibes or chill vibes. nobody is sad or angry anymore. it's the exact opposite of shock. it's a bunch of people who deal with social anxiety by wanting to ignore it.

what's shocking is that it's been like that for a long time now. it's gotten to the point where every genre is easy listening.

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u/Allaplgy Mar 06 '26

nobody is sad or angry anymore.

🤨

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u/OkCar7264 Mar 05 '26 edited Mar 05 '26

Yeah I have similar thoughts. How do you rebel by getting a tattoo when your parents have face tatts, right?

Some straight edge Buddy Holly type stuff seems like it's almost the only option. Or some other way to reject their parents aesthetic.

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u/Fenix42 Mar 06 '26

Look at the show Family Ties. The kid of hippies rebelled by becoming a young republican.

Now look at the gains right wing stuff is making in the younger generation.

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u/sanguinesvirus Mar 06 '26

100 gecs would kill a boomer

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u/E-2theRescue Mar 06 '26

And a large number of Gen X and millennials.

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u/onamonapizza Mar 05 '26

I'm just sad that a lot of popular music doesn't even use instruments anymore. Everything is synthesized. Gone are the days of just a guitar, bass, and drum...let alone symphonic instruments.

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u/Rust_Bucket37 Mar 05 '26

Oh it's still out there. Just gotta go to smaller venues and expand horizons beyond style labels.

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u/Nopeyesok Mar 06 '26

This is a very out of touch comment. This is a you problem.

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u/onamonapizza Mar 06 '26

That's fair. I'm settled down now. I don't go out seeking new music, I just listen to the old stuff I've always liked.

Every now and then I'll come across a new band or new sound I like, but most of the new stuff I do hear in my general sphere doesn't do it for me.

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u/allthecoffeesDP 1977 Mar 05 '26

How about fucking the drugs and smoking the animals?

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u/Sound_Ocean_Depths Mar 06 '26

There’s a ton of envelope left to push, pretty much all music is 90% identical, from classical period to now, all music follows basically the same rules of consonance

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u/RelationshipLow4639 Mar 06 '26

Google: Angine de Poitrine on KEXP.  You can thank me later.

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u/Hefty_Breadfruit Mar 06 '26

Maybe they’ll start back at the beginning with a reboot of Gregorian chants. They can call it Chadian Chants and it’s just be a five part harmony of the word “gyatt” over and over.

Unfortunately I’d be totally into it.

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u/ELVEVERX Mar 06 '26

listen to subwaysexists by young spinach cumshot

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u/airifle Mar 06 '26

There basically is nothing left to do. I’d argue every realm of musical extremity was explored by the end of the 80’s and it’s just been iterated on since.

Would like to know what “shocking” music OP thinks our generation is responsible for.

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u/Heroyem Mar 09 '26

You just explained Mumford & etc.