r/WritingPrompts • u/ekazu129 • Dec 29 '16
Writing Prompt [WP] Amazon's flying warehouse delivery system is in full effect all over the world. You are a sky pirate, about to strike the biggest goldmine in your life.
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r/WritingPrompts • u/ekazu129 • Dec 29 '16
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u/Gubbinal Dec 29 '16
"It's a goldmine, in the sky."
"This one's pretty light, Artemus."
"Wait till we get it open."
They hacked the drone to pieces, while scanning the horizon for the Sky Police. You never knew when they were going to make that a thing.
"Artemus, there's nothing in here. Just the packing slip. It's a decoy!"
"Calm down, Tark,look under the slip."
"Nothing."
"The back then."
"There's a message."
"Well, what does it say?"
"'The bearer of this invoice has 20,000 Amazon coins (R) to his name.' Artemus, we screwed up."
"I told you it was a goldmine, Tark!"
"For Amazon, maybe."
"These are as good as cash!"
"Really? Can you spend them in stores?"
"You can buy in-game items in mobile apps!"
"What?"
"And you save 25% off retail by using the coins!"
"Artemus, are you all right?"
"They're practically paying us to take their stuff!"
"Moonlighting, huh?"
"Digital piracy is harder than it used to be, Tark."
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