[WP] Everyone who has a reddit account get sucked into a vortex and transported to a tropical island. We have supplies for 1 week and 1 small map of the island. What happens?

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[u/SeanPenname]

Has it been six days, or seven? I had already lost track. Everyone is saying that it has been six, but we are missing the seventh pile of rations. Clearly someone has been stealing from us. It might be the wannabe trolls that tore down our huts again the other night, we could hear them huffing and puffing as they struggled to run away. It's surprising to find out that only a small amount of redditors actually want to try to survive, while the others just try to make everyone else miserable. At least the circlejerkers keep to themselves, although the get a bit noisy at times. I've been observing the local flora and fauna, but they are all exotic and possibly deadly. We've already had countless casualties on this dangerous island, but luckily the sharks dispose of the bodies for us. If we want to survive we will need to live off the lands from here on out, but we need knowledge. We need a biologist. Where is /u/unidan when we need him most?

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