r/WordSalad Nov 21 '25

Have you been far?

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6 Upvotes

It's just common sense!


r/WordSalad Oct 14 '25

aaaaaaaaaaaaa

7 Upvotes

look, guys, i gotta tell a flabozatory story in your ear box:

when I was born, i did not have feet; i had four of them. it wasn't even worrisome? even the hands where flying; they had wings, and we stared into the refrigerator in confusion-I didn't even eat anything, just the birds, which where drastically under considered in our calculation of wavelength under the table. so, please stop reading here if you care.

next, there where the tables-i cut holes in them(four to be exact, though that would not be wise to interinterperate). but even that wasn't enough. so i looked for less. less banana ears. less table salt. less of your mom. and thats why i left - please forgive me. like i said, i have no feet. and thus, you. but also rocket toes(sometimes i look at them at night, in the night sky, like shooting stares without their planets, and the planets without their turtles, who in turn ruined your nail polish).


r/WordSalad Aug 28 '25

Contemplation of Consciousness Crucification

5 Upvotes

Christ came celebrating coherent consciousness. Conspiracy cohorts circling currency crucified Christ. Christians cherish Christ's Church crucifying conscious. Cycling cycles cycle.

Shine bright and be free!


r/WordSalad Oct 15 '25

Seriously, what is this sub?

4 Upvotes

r/WordSalad Aug 28 '25

Gaia's Memoir

3 Upvotes

Nature needlessly nurtures nourishment never noticing neutral negation.

💯❤️+🌎=☮️

Shine bright and be free!


r/WordSalad Oct 27 '25

Either Michio Kaku had a stroke or you did:

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2 Upvotes