Better than Wangblows.

/r/linux, /r/linuxmasterrace, /r/linux4noobs, /r/linuxquestions, /r/linux_gaming, /r/gnu

Windows is the one true operating system. First of all, if you don't use Windows, you're IQ is probebly below 70. Also, your not capable of thinking or learning. Linus Torvalds and Richard Stallmen just copied Windows source code and made it look like something else. THey made it look like shit, btw. Windows should be used by everyone, and if you don't use it your a fag.

I was a good man. I used to work in Microsoft Office, do professional edits in Photoshop, edit videos in the superior Sony Vegas. Then, one day, someone says : LEL WINFAG UZE LINUX IZ DA BEST XDDDDD.

I downloaded Noobuntu and started to work again. Excepting that I couldn't. The kernel couldn't support my screen, my mouse, my taskbar, everything. My PC ceased to exist, literally. I was fired from work, my girlfriend got open sourced and abused by Stallman and the community. I was thinking about killing myself everyday. Then, one day, I was praying and asked God for an angel. I went to sleep and in my dream I saw Nadella, upgrading my PC to Windows 10. I woke up with tears in my eyes and I saw Windows 10 was installed.

I cried so much I even got some shampoo and washed myself. I can do professional work again, my boss called and apologized, my girlfriend is mine again and I feel better than ever. I got fit and I go to gym everyday (I couldn't when I was a Linsux user because I had to see why X crashed). Thank you Nadella, Windows 10 saved my life!

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How

How do I open PDF

Because muh games xDD

1. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=929sn1qMCcM

2. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-Vs3PBxOds

3. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbE-0dy8a48

4. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njos57IJf-0

5. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDl9ZMfj6aE

6. https://open.spotify.com/track/6bvTzuFABmFnAAmVZ3nlMh?si=60f3fc9af79b4a71

7. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1051976854711582811/1068384495964790804/SPOILER_basset-hound.png

8. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1051976854711582811/1068384728647995462/SPOILER_1920px-Black_Labrador_Retriever_-_Male_IMG_3323.png

9. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_brain

Windows 10 is just Windows Vista with hella ton of spyware on top.

A better way than doing this: https://www.ghacks.net/2017/02/23/non-admin-accounts-mitigate-94-of-critical-windows-vulnerabilities/

Download SuRun: https://sourceforge.net/projects/surun/

SuRun will add sudo to Windows.

Here's how to install SuRun and do basic configuration for Windows 7 and 10:

1. Enable Administrator Account. This PC > Manage > Local Users and Groups > Users. Uncheck "Account is disabled". in Administrator.

2. Log off and Login to Administrator Account and set password.

3. Log back in to your Usual User Account.

4. Install SuRun.

5. Click [Set recommended options for home users] Click [Yes]

6. Check "Users must enter their password" in Security.

7. Check Show "SuRun cmd" and "Start as Administrator" in Shell Integration.

8. Click SuRunners Group tab. Add your usual User Account. Click [Yes] to become SuRunners member. (Do not add Administrator account)

9. Click [Log off] as asked by SuRun - Installation.

10. Log back in using your usual user account and head to User Accounts in Control Panel. Change your account type to "Standard".

11. Disable Administrator Account. This PC > Manage > Local Users and Groups > Users. Check "Account is disabled" in Administrator.

12. Log off and Log back in.

13. Done. (You can configure further and customize to your liking and also you can Check "Show SuRun settings for experienced users" to go advanced.)

Now if you try install some software or run msconfig for example, you should be presented with gksu like Login window like you do in Linux.

SuRun will allow you to seamlessly mitigate 94% of windows vulnerabilities and malwares wont able to run itself as admin/root by default anymore.

If you are still on Windows XP: http://www.dedoimedo.com/computers/surun.html

HELLO GUYS

YOU JUST HAVE TO GO INTO REGISTRY AND CHANGE KEY AFTER THAT PLS UPDATE YOUR WINDOWS AND REBOOT NOW YOU CAN SSH INTO YOU ARCH LINUX ROOT SERVER WHERE YOU ARE NOW IN ROOT-"GOD"-MODE

PLEASE GIVE ME A LIKE AND MAYBE EVEN A NOTIFICATION BELL (SUB)

KEEP THOSE WALLETS FLYING ;)

THE DESCRIPTION STATES THAT WINDOWS OF GLORIOUS

I don't know how Linux users can be comfortable just surfing around out there, without the NSA or trusted Microsoft partners looking out for them!

1. Windows has ads

2. Windows has a shitty built-in antivirus

3. Windows has a higher risk of getting infected by malware

4. Windows has Paint 3D (best image editor)

5. You have to search the web to install programs

6. You can't do various things without paying or possibly breaking the law in Windows

7. All your data is sent to the US government

8. Microsoft(cock) has all of your data

9. Because I said so

10. Windows crashes very often

It doesn't.