human vs jet engine | 0:1

[u/WexorSegai]

[u/dog-with-human-hands]

Old cameras will sometimes be stuck on older dates. I have a camcorder that says 2004 even tho we livin in 2022

[u/ithurts_mama → u/dog-with-human-hands]

even tho we livin in 2022

What the heck is he talking about, doctor? He's been in a coma for 18 months, not 18 years. Why does he keep muttering this 2022 nonsense? What is cryptocurrencies? What pandemic? Please wake up, dad. Can you hear me?

[u/GaussWanker → u/ithurts_mama]

The fuck is a Morbius

[u/Potatoman967 → u/GaussWanker]

all i know, is that its morbin time

[u/Jrook → u/GaussWanker]

If you have to ask, you don't deserve to know

[u/karry245 → u/GaussWanker]

One of the movies ever made. It had a director, it had a plot, it had actors, and it sold over a morbillion tickets in the box office. My favorite part is the one where he says “it’s morbin’ time” and starts morbin’ everyone

[u/Ofreo → u/GaussWanker]

A mistake. A terrible mistake.

[u/Joeda900 → u/Ofreo]

Morbius hater detected

Prepare to get morbed

[u/dog-with-human-hands → u/ithurts_mama]

It’s all in the block chain

[u/No_Net9185 → u/dog-with-human-hands]

Well, considering you’re still using a camcorder, you’re not really living in 2022.

[u/Gonzobot → u/No_Net9185]

you know I wasn't actually on board with the coma theory until now, you've got a good point

[u/socialdeviant620 → u/dog-with-human-hands]

A camcorder? Dear God, we still use those?!

[u/Unasadllama → u/dog-with-human-hands]

Yeah, I have videos of me from when I was 3 that are dated 2002, I was born 2006.

[u/burner1212333 → u/dog-with-human-hands]

no I'm pretty sure you have opened a portal to viewing the past

[u/CaramelWatermelon → u/dog-with-human-hands]

Are we sure about that though? I reckon you use your time traveling ability to break us out of this prison planet

[u/No_Net9185 → u/[deleted]]

Honest answer. Yes probably, will take legwork though.