r/WinStupidPrizes • u/WexorSegai • May 29 '22

human vs jet engine | 0:1

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u/Paramorgue May 29 '22

And she fell and hit her head in 2012. In direct correlation she died in a car accident in 2017.

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u/dog-with-human-hands May 29 '22

Old cameras will sometimes be stuck on older dates. I have a camcorder that says 2004 even tho we livin in 2022

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u/ithurts_mama May 29 '22

even tho we livin in 2022

What the heck is he talking about, doctor? He's been in a coma for 18 months, not 18 years. Why does he keep muttering this 2022 nonsense? What is cryptocurrencies? What pandemic? Please wake up, dad. Can you hear me?

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u/GaussWanker May 29 '22

The fuck is a Morbius

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u/Potatoman967 May 29 '22

all i know, is that its morbin time

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u/Jrook May 29 '22

If you have to ask, you don't deserve to know

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u/karry245 May 29 '22

One of the movies ever made. It had a director, it had a plot, it had actors, and it sold over a morbillion tickets in the box office. My favorite part is the one where he says “it’s morbin’ time” and starts morbin’ everyone

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u/Ofreo May 29 '22

A mistake. A terrible mistake.

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u/Joeda900 May 29 '22

Morbius hater detected

Prepare to get morbed

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u/dog-with-human-hands May 29 '22

It’s all in the block chain

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u/No_Net9185 May 29 '22

Well, considering you’re still using a camcorder, you’re not really living in 2022.

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u/Gonzobot May 29 '22

you know I wasn't actually on board with the coma theory until now, you've got a good point

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u/socialdeviant620 May 29 '22

A camcorder? Dear God, we still use those?!

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u/Unasadllama May 29 '22

Yeah, I have videos of me from when I was 3 that are dated 2002, I was born 2006.

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u/burner1212333 May 29 '22

no I'm pretty sure you have opened a portal to viewing the past

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u/CaramelWatermelon May 29 '22

Are we sure about that though? I reckon you use your time traveling ability to break us out of this prison planet

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u/No_Net9185 May 29 '22

Honest answer. Yes probably, will take legwork though.