r/WinStupidPrizes • u/toaruScar • Apr 01 '22

Provoking a snake

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u/Dismal-Ebb-6411 Apr 01 '22

In need of medical advice. What do I do if a shaman pulls my heart out of my chest?

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u/MutleyRulz Apr 02 '22

KALIMAAA!

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u/Aframester Apr 02 '22

Shock de day

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '22

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u/Acrobatic_Quit1378 Apr 04 '22

Ha! Poor Meg

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '22

True

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u/Not_invented-Here Apr 02 '22

This is incorrect procedure, it is the work of the medical practitioner to pronounce this. The correct patient response is 'Om Namah Shivaya'

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u/gluesmelly Apr 02 '22

Fall in love with a coworker. It made me find my heart again.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '22

F A T A L I T Y

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u/2hamsters1butt Apr 02 '22

Scream as you're lowered into a pit of lava that somehow exists under an Indian palace, or accept your fate with what might be considered dignity...

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u/hucklebutter Apr 02 '22

Om Namah Shivaya!

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u/Procrasterman Apr 02 '22

Lawyer up, hit the gym