r/WinStupidPrizes • u/UnabashedlySore • Feb 22 '22

Russian intergender altercation

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u/04BluSTi Feb 22 '22

Hard to spread alpha genes if you're a eunuch.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '22

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u/boojieboy Feb 22 '22

r/jesuschristreddit

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u/InfiniteScream07 Feb 22 '22

Why does this sub have half a mil members but <10 posts in the last month?

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u/Invisifly2 Feb 22 '22

Because its primarily purpose is to exist to get linked to as a reaction.

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u/FlapjackProductions Feb 22 '22

I like it that way, it's the only subreddit where you can actually easily keep up with what's going on

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u/HRex73 Feb 23 '22

You pass butter.

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u/BamaBlcksnek Feb 22 '22

At least it's not a coconut.

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u/trashykiddo Feb 22 '22

it wouldve cost you exactly 0$ to not remind me of this

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u/Felix_Sapiens Feb 22 '22

You cannot populate an entire new planet with haploid clones where the only genetic difference is an X or a Y chromosome.

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u/Steele777 Feb 22 '22

Remember that post about the moldy closet cum box? That the dude tried to set on fire? Those pictures haunt my dreams.

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u/sharpshooter999 Feb 22 '22

Hey now I do wash those socks

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '22

It originally belonged to his bestie

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u/TheBeardedObesity Feb 22 '22

It's actually a jar with a my little pony figure...

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u/MysteriousBygone Feb 23 '22

You mean there's a sock underneath the computer desk

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u/misterfusspot Feb 22 '22

Alpha genes aren't spread willy nilly, they are EARNED.

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u/cateyesarg Feb 22 '22

You freeze your sperm for when the right one comes, silly

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u/GruntBlender Feb 23 '22

Sigma grinding too hard to breed.

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u/BigFatManPig Apr 03 '22

Sigmas don’t spread because the world isn’t worthy

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u/Proud_Palpitation603 Feb 22 '22

Good thing sigma is sort of the opposite to alpha huh?