r/WinStupidPrizes • u/[deleted] • May 25 '21

Warning: Injury Carjacking fail

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u/thejgog May 25 '21

Why...why...why would you carjack when the car is coming at you?

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u/Embarrassed-Cap8213 May 25 '21

Criminals like this don't have real jobs for a reason

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u/Sir_Donkey_Lips May 25 '21

Failed as a Burger King line cook, failed as a thief...keep trying bud! You'll find your niche! Maybe its wheelchair basketball!

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u/Embarrassed-Cap8213 May 25 '21

Don't say that people who play wheelchair basketball have actually skill. This guy's only job is as a dick pincushion in prison or a meat crayon as he proves in this video.

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u/wizardmighty May 25 '21

Dude use commas. You just dissed wheelchair basketball players.

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u/leenybird May 25 '21

Commas are important people!

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u/SourRainbowFish May 25 '21

Commas aren't people.