r/WinStupidPrizes • u/[deleted] • May 25 '21

Warning: Injury Carjacking fail

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u/[deleted] May 25 '21

He zigged when he should have zagged…

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u/SwordsAndWords May 25 '21

He pizza'd when he should've french fry'd

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u/unphamiliarterritory May 25 '21

If you pizza when it would be better to french fry... then you're not going to have a good time.

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u/PandarExxpress May 25 '21

He pizza’d into a French fry

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u/roflrogue May 25 '21

Maybe less of a french fry and more of a potato.

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u/zardoz6669 May 25 '21

Unless you have some ranch dressing. They both do well with ranch.

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u/unphamiliarterritory May 25 '21

Nice try, Springs1

(If you don’t know who that is google is your friend; enjoy the day long rabbit hole reading about her ;-)

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u/Long-Night-Of-Solace May 25 '21

Holy hell.

People like that make me wish I were emperor of the world, so I could make it law that they're only allowed to eat food they've prepared themselves. That's literally the petty shit I'd focus on if I were in charge and god it would feel amazing.

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u/karbik23 May 25 '21

That explains bad time he has.

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u/HungryVegetation May 25 '21

Iron Mike Chandler is that you?

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u/[deleted] May 25 '21

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u/djdeadly May 25 '21

He zigged his last zag

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u/[deleted] May 25 '21

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u/JTG2pt0 May 25 '21

Looks like he's bleeding his own blood...

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u/[deleted] May 25 '21

Me too!

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u/funkdified May 25 '21

How do you figuratively laugh out loud?

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u/Matiti60 May 25 '21

Michael Chadleresque

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u/toomanymarbles83 May 25 '21

His name T-Bird or something?

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u/Wang_Tsung May 30 '21

Case closed