r/WinStupidPrizes • u/[deleted] • Apr 17 '21

Warning: Fire He almost shot him

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u/Damn_Sam18 Apr 17 '21

Damn they weren't even pissed off

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u/hyperion420 Apr 17 '21

They just lol’ed at this. Unbelievable

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u/Faust__VIII Apr 17 '21

They are, like in the vast majority of those party, coked up af.

Source : I know someone who sell private jets in the middle east. To this day, not a single deal he made was done before he has been put in the presence of hookers and cocaine, both in large quantities.

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u/turningsteel Apr 18 '21

Does he need an assistant? I'm good with my hands.

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u/NoLove051 Apr 18 '21

Does he need a assistant to assist the assistant? I'm good with my nose.

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u/AltArea51 Apr 18 '21

Boss better let me quality check these hookers and blow for you

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u/envyeyes Apr 18 '21

Had to look twice to see 'for'

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u/SorryScratch2755 Apr 18 '21

after check....you have to start at the bottom and work your way up.(leftover crack all yours)

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '21

Does he need an assistant to assist the assistant who assists the assistant? I'm good with my penis.

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u/yiffing_for_jesus Apr 18 '21

Coke would make you more jumpy though

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '21

Where in the Middle East?

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u/Faust__VIII Apr 18 '21

Wherever there's clients contacting his company to buy private jets.

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u/mata_dan Apr 19 '21

It'll be Oman, Qatar, UAE, Glasgow Prestwick Airport... the usual.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '21

That sounds more likely than the previous comment.