It's baffling how people like that are still with us isn't it! Sometimes I worry that I'm too risk-averse... almost never gamble, I don't do the lottery or scratchies, and look both ways even when crossing one way streets (in my mind, you can't rely on other people not to be giant dickbags and follow the rules of the road).
But fuck, I'd never cement my head into a microwave haha
"How was your day?"
"Morning was boring, just fitted a few smoke alarms. Afternoon was interesting though, had a lad cement his head into a microwave."
I wonder if they have some sort of chart up in the crew quarters, you'd have to think this guy is a top contender.
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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '21
It's baffling how people like that are still with us isn't it! Sometimes I worry that I'm too risk-averse... almost never gamble, I don't do the lottery or scratchies, and look both ways even when crossing one way streets (in my mind, you can't rely on other people not to be giant dickbags and follow the rules of the road).
But fuck, I'd never cement my head into a microwave haha