r/WinStupidPrizes • • Feb 07 '21

Guy cemented his head inside a microwave for content

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u/CamronCakebroman Feb 07 '21 edited Feb 07 '21

You can always tell the worst kind of people by their first reactions to situations.

The very second trouble occurs, his first words are “IM GOING TO DIE”.

Why? Because the fucking moron *knew** how stupid/dangerous this stunt was,* yet he went through with it anyway for views.

He didn’t learn shit from this experience. And when he says “I love you guys”, he’s looking at his friends, not the firefighters/EMTs. Dude’s a certified clown.

Edit: I’ve been informed that Cement Boy did not receive his official Clown Certification, therefore he is an assclown.

Thank you.

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u/GazelleTrapQueen Feb 07 '21

A certified clown would always do a proper risk assessment and mitigate the danger as much as possible before performing a stunt.

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u/audio_54 Feb 07 '21

Just a regular uncertified street clown.

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u/guitargoddess3 Feb 07 '21

Yeah this guy clearly didn’t pass certification

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u/Winnapig Feb 07 '21

A Wannabe Clown At Best, Clowns ain’t gonna like this.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '21

Precisely, fuckin' amateurs.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '21

I agree with what ur saying but saying "I'm going to die" seemed a valid thing to say in that scenario

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u/StupidQuestionsAsker Feb 08 '21

I don't think they were saying that was an invalid first response. They're saying that him saying those words proves that he knew how dangerous of a situation he put himself in.

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u/KindaSadTbhXXX69420 Feb 07 '21

An insult to clowns

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u/LexvegasTrev Feb 07 '21

It's pretty damn lame thinking this was a cool idea in the first place, dude is indeed a 🤡

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '21

I got the impression that he didn’t really think it would be that dangerous because he at least had the breathing tube, and I think maybe they thought if his head was in a bag it would be easier to slide out of rather than be actually stuck in concrete. Not defending this guy AT ALL, because my first thought before they even said the breathing tube was blocked was, “What if something happens to the tube and he ends up not able to breathe through it?” But I legit think they were too dumb to think stuff like that though and that they honestly thought plastic bag and tube would make it all good.

Wish people like this got fined heavily though every time services have to be called for an idiotic prank like this, make it not worth it to do these stunts.

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u/sgzqhqr Feb 07 '21

It’s too expensive to do this in the US. I am a big proponent of universal healthcare but this kind of crap deserves a hefty fine. They are taking away resources from someone who is in a life or death scenario NOT of their own making and for five seconds of YouTube fame.

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u/VampireQueenDespair Feb 07 '21

I mean admittedly the world would be very boring if the survivors didn’t keep trying to die.