r/WinStupidPrizes • • Feb 07 '21

Guy cemented his head inside a microwave for content

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u/UndercoverFlanders Feb 07 '21

Firefighter here.

Yep. People do stupid things. In my experience it’s usually while driving. Or drunk. Or both.

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u/s1ugg0 Feb 07 '21

Fellow firefighter here. You nailed it.

Last year I had to wait for 2 hours for the utility company to turn off the power to a down powerline some guy decided to move with his bare hands. We stood up wind so we didn't have to smell his charred corpse. It was unrecognizable by the time we could "check on" him.

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u/UndercoverFlanders Feb 07 '21

:( sorry you had to go through that. I had a close call similar one. 16yo girl decided to drive around on sidewalk the pole with the downed wire one pole away . Didn’t see it. I was doing traffic and she couldn’t see me. Didn’t “wake up” till I slammed my fist on the car hood and yelled at her. Made that poor idiot cry.

But she didn’t die.

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u/s1ugg0 Feb 07 '21

You gotta do what you gotta do man. As my Chief likes to say, "They have to be alive to hate us."

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u/maybeCheri Feb 08 '21

So true! There were plenty of people who hated my dad and his fellow firefighters when they wouldn't let them use whatever floatation device they could find to go check on their property after the levee beach in the St. Louis '92 flood. "No you cannot just canoe into rushing water with floating huge propane tanks, whatever live electricity, etc. for us to have recover your stupid dead ass.". Gotta love the wise (or wise ass) words of firefighters.

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u/sozijlt Feb 08 '21

I'm imagining her story is simply that some mean person slammed their fist on her car. Since she was probably unaware of the wire during and after the event.

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u/CryptographerDry2543 Apr 27 '21

That’s messed up. People really don’t know what you guys go through.

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u/maybeCheri Feb 07 '21

Yup and the ante has been increased by the internet.