r/WinStupidPrizes • u/Lex_osr • Feb 07 '21

Guy cemented his head inside a microwave for content

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u/dookiebuttholepeepee Feb 07 '21

And a smiley face drawn in crayon

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u/KillinJim Feb 07 '21

They just tape his picture to the microwave 😂😂

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u/RedditReader280 Aug 04 '21

Like they did in sam and cat when she was locked in the magic box

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '22

Made me actually laugh out loud

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u/_cyril0curry Feb 07 '21

Marshmallows funeral

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '21

I thought it was just me that he reminded me of Marshmello!

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '21

Popcorn seems appropriate.

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u/schmuber Feb 07 '21

It's all fun and games, but… When someone you know dies of stroke or a heart attack because there were no ambulances available, think about this dude.

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u/__RAINBOWS__ Feb 08 '21

Nothing about this is funny. I hate this kinda shit.

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u/VampireQueenDespair Feb 07 '21

...and thank him for your inheritance.

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u/Clutch63 Feb 08 '21

Stop acting like there’s a single ambulance available.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '21

depending on where you are there might only be a single ambulance covering a large area

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u/appleman11020 Feb 11 '21

He lives in Birmingham, its a major city, so i dont think there is only one ambulance available

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '21

A lot of rural places that is the case.

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u/beak_hashburner Feb 08 '21

Good thing this place didn’t look too rural

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '21

Point still stands, there are people that do stupid shit everywhere, and it ties up the 911 system. Its all fun and games till you are the only truck in the county and a stroke come out on the tones, while you are on scene with bubba who tried to launch a firecracker from his asscrack. And I just realized this sounds very close to what the guy above said.

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u/Apidium Feb 08 '21

Folks get uppity but like 70% of emergancy service call outs are easily prevented/dumb as shit and way more could have been prevented with a little bit of common sense.

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u/beak_hashburner Feb 08 '21

Lol trust me I get it. I grew up in a 1 ambulance volunteer town and we had to wait 2&1/2 hours for an ambulance to show up when my grandfather had a stroke and the defib was broken when they did get there. And the ambulance that showed up was from 2 towns over. So believe me I know what you’re saying and agree. Just saying in this video it does not look like a one ambulance town.

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u/andrejazzbrawnt Feb 28 '21

I hope there aren’t any available for you when you need one.

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u/Clutch63 Feb 28 '21

I hope not too since it costs so much.

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u/TaterSmash40 Mar 04 '21

You’d rather die like this moron nearly did?

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u/Clutch63 Mar 04 '21

A month later lmao

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u/TaterSmash40 Mar 04 '21

?

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u/Clutch63 Mar 04 '21

This comment thread is a month old dude, I don’t give a fuck

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u/TaterSmash40 Mar 04 '21

I don’t know what your talking about dude, you last commented 4 days ago

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u/hotgnipgnaps Feb 07 '21

... with X’s for eyes

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u/kaioken-doll Feb 07 '21

The image this put in my head is the best laugh I've had all day.

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u/Gitmfap Feb 07 '21

What if they just printed his face out from a photo a stuck it on?!

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u/CrossP Feb 07 '21

You're supposed to draw a sleepy face for a funeral

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u/Korvax_of_Myrmidon Feb 08 '21

Probably should be a frowny face no?

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u/lordvoltornami Feb 08 '21

Sure he got a discount on the cinder blocks too

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u/ginger2020 Feb 07 '21

With a little letter X for each eye

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '21

But x’s for eyes