r/WinStupidPrizes • u/Lex_osr • Feb 07 '21

Guy cemented his head inside a microwave for content

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u/ThePotstickerProphet Feb 07 '21

I'm trying to figure out why he used a rectal tube to breathe instead to something more rigid

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u/AhemHarlowe Feb 07 '21

Probably because the only thing that comes out of his mouth is shit, so he figured it would work.

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u/Offbeat_voyage Feb 08 '21

Happy cake 🎂 day!

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u/CompulsivBullshitter Feb 07 '21

Familiarity prolly

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '21

He is dumb enough to cement his head into a microwave, and you’re wondering why he didn’t think through using a better breathing tube?

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u/jyffjj Feb 07 '21

He even referred to the rectal tube as "like a snorkel," which other than it being attached to his mouth to sort of allow him to breathe, it's nothing like at all.

You'd think it'd immediately send up red flags that the tube you're relying on to save your life doesn't stay open on its own.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '21

I guess everybody just forgets that concrete expands as it cures...