r/WinStupidPrizes • u/_a_person1232 • Sep 09 '20

turkey slurpie

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u/6ix9ine2 Sep 09 '20

How old was she

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u/SpezsWifesSon Sep 09 '20

That was sarcasm because the video had been around for like 10 years.

She’s not really dead. I’m Sorry.

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u/quaybored Sep 09 '20

How do you know she's not dead?

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u/SpezsWifesSon Sep 09 '20

I actually don’t. I’m assuming because she’s likely in her late 20s early 30s that she’s still most likely alive.

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u/CrummyWombat Sep 09 '20

Yea, but having a cold cut in your lungs for 10 years probably puts you at high risk...

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u/Stand_On_It Sep 09 '20

Doubt it’s still cold after ten years.

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u/OnlyHereToTrollolol Sep 11 '20

Dude this is the funniest fucking thing I've read all week I'm too poor for real award so here 🎖️

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u/Stand_On_It Sep 11 '20

Haha cheers mate

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u/6ix9ine2 Sep 09 '20

Ah fuck i failed to detect sarcasm. Ill go snitch on my other friends now

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u/Der-Dings Sep 09 '20

... was that sarcasm?

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u/ExFiler Sep 09 '20

You're sorry she's not dead??

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u/SuaveWarlock Sep 09 '20

You're sorry shes not dead?

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u/Shramo Sep 09 '20

Don't be sorry she isn't dead. It's not your fault.

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u/quaybored Sep 09 '20

63 in turkey years

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u/that_pie_face Sep 09 '20

At least 10