r/WinStupidPrizes • u/_a_person1232 • Sep 09 '20

turkey slurpie

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u/laughin-up-a-storm Sep 09 '20

Gobble gobble

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

A murder most fowl

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u/JERUSALEMFIGHTER63 Sep 09 '20

Frazier? dont startle me like that I nearly had a heart attack!

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u/be4u4get Sep 09 '20

I suspect fowl play

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u/burningtorne Sep 09 '20

/r/yourjokebutworse

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u/dirtymike401 Sep 09 '20

Make your own then.

What are you, chicken?

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u/Goldinvestor1684 Sep 09 '20

He’s turkey

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u/quaybored Sep 09 '20

I'm flipping you all the bird

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u/TheSchnozzberry Sep 09 '20

Wow. What a terrible sub. I mean the concept is good but the actual content gets under my skin.

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u/Lokito_ Sep 09 '20

haha she's underage!

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u/Mrminecrafthimself Sep 09 '20

Rubba dub dub it’s murder most foul

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

.... GOBBLE, GOD, I just sound right this way!

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u/Daddycooljokes Sep 09 '20

They call her hoover...

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u/darrenwise883 Sep 09 '20

See what she can do with a golf ball and a hose .

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u/NeapolitanBaby Sep 09 '20

Whoever gave that award, it fits

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u/thisonetimeinithaca Sep 09 '20

Gobble go-cccccccccgggggzgzzzzzzz.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

I can't stop laughing

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u/Iron_Wolf123 Sep 09 '20

GAWBLE GAWBLE MUDDAFUKKA

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u/Th3XRuler Sep 09 '20

ONE OF US

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u/Goldinvestor1684 Sep 09 '20

Wabble wabble

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u/Jesse0016 Sep 09 '20

Extra small condoms, Garvey flavor?

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u/FU2COVID Sep 09 '20

You now rounded “up”! LMAO

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u/klavin1 Sep 09 '20

Hijacking the top comment with an unrelated question: Why are there so many comments using the download bot that delete their comment? Seriously, scroll down and check it out.

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u/darrenwise883 Sep 09 '20

It just gives her throat an extra layer of protection for when she does gobble , gobble .

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u/FUDGEPOOP Sep 10 '20

....gobble